The single, greatest marriage advice you will ever receive.

Came across an old screenshot that was too funny not to repost (OP in comments)

My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t *** around

Candle warmer? Nah son, queso warmer.

There’s a difference

Once I'm on the couch, I'll be on the couch

looks like they're good at putting out all kinds of fires

Poor skeleton :(

It's not okay to discriminate.

Emo bröthers

How do they know

If you see it

Differentiating between Asian scripts

Painful truth

An oldie but a goldie.

haha yes

never stepped on a crack

Atlas...

#FreeChad

I agree with this Guy.

Gotta go fast

Vaccinate your kids

Let's do this

#89 Year Challenge

Dab dab dab dab

Relatable

haha but for real how do you do it?

What the frick did you just say the 9word, it's 9feg for you mister

Boom, your dead...

A classic that makes me laugh til this day

Just ok

Luck o' the Irish!

Found this rather funny.

Society nowadays

Break me if you can

you know that smile is fake

migh

Poor snail :(

Terminator 728

Lvl 100 thug

Place A Funny Title Here

Everyone together!

Doggo with a hat

No really, try it

Good Snow boy:3

Never do this to me!

Franks at it again.

Hate that shit

shit negro

Stay Connected

She's an allstar

Oh I feel like that everytime

Shaggy the ascended

It has begun

OMG you're so big

I bought it to play don't starve together

Hell If I have to, I will shart myself

They always find you...

You've got 5 seconds!

Almost every tv show out there

HAHAH!!!

Legitimate Psychic

Bob Wireley

Day 33 with no pay

Facehugger CPAP mask

Just Parents things...

Da ***

Titles are a Waste of Time

Ohh sweet revenge!

Once you see it

Any moment now....

Θώθ

I need my bridesmaids to do this.

My real purpose in life.

Hello February!!

This still happens and I never know what I did wrong

who are they?

Harley Quinn

Alright, then

Dolan

Been there, done that...

Oh father

That’s how it is though

You are in

color coded plates

Takes a while to process

Have you ever been this drunk?

I want to look rich too. Anyone?

Every ***ing time Susan.

I had a tattoo done to turn a birth mark into an ode to a hobby

Fools all of us!

Yes,no

I love orange arrows

Keep patting

Maybe it's not Maybeline

Not all heroes fly with capes

Gal Gadot's husband has the best t-shirt ever

God damned dirty ape!

Would you like it that with bubbles or no bubbles?

little kids are the best