Nice try, Youngling!

I'm coming!

Well frick

For the last time, I don’t want to change my car insurance!

Oh my

I owe you this..

It's hard to keep memes alive

Set the table

Good taste though

Knot Expected.

Cracks me up.

Found my new outfit for the office this Spring

This dog

I love you but as a Friend.

oof

This wasn’t just a midsummer night’s dream

Whimper

The job got done

all my friends are gone

its hard not to nut with all this sexual tension

LIKE

SHOULD HAVE,

I can really relate to Vader.

YOU

UPVOTED, MAN

Made like a Swiss timepiece.

Damn you, winter

i am honored

Too perfect.

10-year challenge

Cannot erase this from my memory...

*angry peeing*

Now we are phone slaves

What's your cats name?

This is for people who like cyanide and happiness

Wholesome Genie

That's gotta burn

True Equality

He deleted the post immediately after, but not immediately enough.

Police when its - 10°C

He isn't wrong.

The good old days..

In case you're having a bad day..

Reporters Delight

You get what you give i guess haha

Fun Facts!

That’s a crappy job...

just epic....

4 them HDMI kids

Top comment is not wrong

Popsicles are life

Oh crap dudes

Keep'r comin!

Vaccinate your children! :D

Cute

This is just truth

bunny ears method

F*****uck!

ayy

Jesus has the jokes.

did she expect a different answer

Poor Guy, he couldn’t even do it on Wednesdays.

The clothes have gained sentience

orisons

But my screens cracked..dont you see it??

Do Not Remove

Good guy Mike

Employ Adam

where are you 'first things first'

Mother would always read that to me

Born to be an author...

Its disturbing how accurate this is

Found this gem on twitter

nasa cover up

We Drink?!?!?

Bathroom ratings

So clumsy man

Life takes its toll on us all.

Stay strong soldiers..

A Corki

You Guys Ever See Shaq Hold A Water bottle?

New and improved rubber ducky for a nice relaxing bath!

Why am I this way

How lovely!

My drug of choice is...

One of his cute days

Uncle joe

I’m loving it.

A LOT cheaper than car seats!

Burrito

Taste like freedom.

Thanks Taco Bell for helping me recycle...

Well.... that’s creepy!

Forgot a Beard Net

Don't say you've not been warned

I wish I wasn’t getting humped by her dog

The Story Of Gary The Hornet!

Nietzsche achieved

They're about to drop the hottest mixtape ever onto the floor by knocking it off a table

My local dive bar speaks truth.