I think my butt just froze

Valentine’s Day is coming up. DM me for prices on some love tapes

Usa usa usa!

“What?”

Beach litter

Bust a fat one into my degree daddy.

What happens when you use 100% of your brain

zoinks

When she expects you to pay for the whole bill.

Seriously please try and stay warm.

Focking mate

Honest math teacher

Assert dominance

Foreskin: My time has come

Yes, I'm vegan

I will avenge you

Well damn if it ain’t me

Grandpa loses his mind

You know nothing youngling

Uncle level 100 achieved today

Only the best survive

If Sylvester Stallone says so

♫

Leave the chips

I love dark comedy

Some........ BODY ONCE TOLD ME

My dog escaped the yard today and my neighbor sent me this picture..

im always so scared...

DOH!

Wait, are you my girlfriend ?

I lost 85lb in less than a year.

There are no B's on Mars

Oh no he cant hear us he has airpods in

Shawarma?

He's very sorry

Saving private essential oils

Elmo's World can be frustrating

Dude, that's wack

Stumbled upon this educational website this evening

Kowalski, Analysis!

Best. Headline. Ever.

Minecraft problem

The older I get, the more I relate to Red Forman's wisdom

worked tech support over 20 years and can vouch this is true

People trying to feed cats in Buffalo NY at present.

But STILL..Who are they to stop you

hasafashafsas

That could work.

Raisins

BIRDS AREN'T REAL ANYWAY!!!

No you hang up

Choose Your Own Adventure

The perfect photobomb doesn’t exis—

Dang you guys are quick

Qtpie

From England?

Hold my corn!

2 birds , 1 stone

My wife’s first time on a roller coaster when she was 23. It remains my favourite picture of us.

What will they do?

The one stain you can't get out

The Resident Evil remake looks awesome!

people must know the truth

This is so sure

Better not run out of your sonblock

They have the N pass

Bob Ross

My daughter knows whats on the horizon

Heh 13

Name something that ages faster...

My first lie of the day

The many faces of Richard Ayoade

Its good to see so many couples still going strong in the 10 year challange...

Just give her an A+ already

Cold enough?!?

My kid wanted to be 100 years old for her 100th day of kindergarten

Employee appreciation

Nooo

That'ss how Hugelol Cat-Mafia works.

Found who grows the Weed in my neighborhood.

Jackpot

Oh my god

Star Wars and the Millennial Falcon

Sike

pretty much the whole midwest

We need to start thinking about the future generations

Creative af

U.S. proposal to Venezuela crisis.

US people will understand

Literally me!

Top 10 question science still can't answer

‘MURICA!!!

Two towels

I am the Primordial Serpent, Kingseeker Frampt, close friend of the Great Lord Gwyn

Dude, I can see the force

Have a heart, don't let them freeze.

Im just leaving this here.

Nice meme

Mission failed...

This nibba eating ass