i can steal memes faster than you can blink
The pain is real
Put yo damn clothes back on
Not bad, pizza place. Not bad.
Still, don’t smoke...
What’s under a policeman’s hat?
Well, they’re married now
plot twist for single males
I feel personally attacked by this....
Hurricane death megatron 300
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
They're ready for business
Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle
The sandwich police
Detroit become human
Them darn beanerschitzels
No limbs off the bed or the monster will grab you and take you under
No matter how I read this sign, I have questions
My cat Apollo is always poised for a royal photo, but tonight, I finally caught him off guard.
You only get three tries kitty
*** yes Emma. *** yes.
Thank you for your service...
The US has gone too far
Neuter your humans
Would you eat the offering?
It's a live action remake.
You good, Andrew?
English really be that way
I cannot relate
My Mother-in-law cherishes all of the photos I send to her digital photo frame. She tells me that she checks for new pictures every morning. I just added this one.
Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after crossing the plains saw the Rocky Mountains and said "*** that, I quit."
What have you got there Phteven?
Expecting some salt for this but...
A lot of people had to Google this.
He's the best boy
Who’s bird this ?
Chuick Norris of the Animal Kingdom
Her own private hell.
Oh God there kidnapping Tomas.
This is about right unfortunately
It's okay Andrew, it's gonna be alright
This kid gets life!
the road to the great big rock
Laughs to hide sadness
Herman and his wife definitely won’t see one another in the afterlife !
They smell better on the outside.
basically playing with a handicap
Realistic bard experience
Sometimes its hard to choose
having an IQ above 70 is a blessing
Not again bob ...
As I was saying..
False Childhood Expectations
That’s a very long cat.
10th Dimension Boys #91 by cutbu
Should give him a goodie
Be aware she can move in any direction
Still the greatest scene
almost as sad as the story of doofenshmirtz & balloony
Mark Wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his restaurant.. Respect
How to send a message to that annoying neighbor.
wet willie of death
NASA s plan
My mom missed a group photo, so she offered to Photoshop herself in:
Wanna buy a vacum cleaner?
They call me kiiiiiddddddddd
Time-Lapse of Los Angeles traffic
I wasn’t sure if my package was under 16oz for mailbox use. No scales at home, I improvised.
What big eyes you have!
Tina Fey's daughter, Alice, is my favorite ever
Whats the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
Seinfeld review of "Titanic"
Anxiety? Dou you need support? Look no further!
Future is not now
When bands add Canada to their tour