I want this as my new super power.

It's so hard being a single mom

Day 69...

Tits or gtfo

We never forget.

*boop*

It would work on me, welcome in the new age :)

The truth has been spoken

Trust me, I know what I'm doing

I keep telling myself the same

Trust fall with strangers...

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe

An idea can change everything.. for a while

...too much?

Eating Ramen like a Boss.

Theres something about larry

This is how I want to die

The best neighborhood

It's a unique name

Picking flowers like a boss!

When parents come home and you should've cleaned the room..

He embarrasses all of us, hypocrite

I see what you did there...

If you can't remember this, you have a serious internet problem :D

Enough is enough!

Just like my nightmare

It takes huge balls...

Apply cold water to the burned area

Biggest mistake of your life potter

Said no girl ever

I almost died laughing.

Kids these days...

Just A little bit of heath.

Earth day marathon... ironic

Classic troll

I didn't make this

Kill them with fire.

You chose the 'breast' pokemon!

Time after time ;)

He's grey, obviously

This should work

Just walking my dinosaur.

This might be true

This cat is smarter than me

I'm afraid of those

Hermione is breaking promises for pleasure

Well, she has a point.

Seriously, Baby!

Wait for it, wait..

Never thought of it that way

I couldn't even imagine.

Wat

Well that sucks..

When you make an amazing move in a game and you have no idea how you did it.

We're tryin' to check sh*t out there

On the street: Hey! that's my frien... nope

Was not expecting that.

Taco Bell's policy on turtles

Well, fu*k...

Good guy Arizona.

European tour

I love you internet <3

F*ck you vet !

Its hard being a Girl Gamer

When your teacher asks a difficult question

He has his point.

Surprise !

Every goddamn morning

Got lucky there.

So true

Deal with it

I wish

Hipsters

Never too old

Me when I leave school earlier than everyone

He does

Firewall at school blocked 9g*g but not HUGELOL

Monkey in the mirror

Oh women...

Every Finals Week

So here I present you Steampunk Star Wars

Revolution in the weapon industry

Have you ever been so mad?

Srsly guys...

Yes he will

I laughed my ass off:)

Talk about feeling inadequate

The world pushes us without mercy...

Yea, that would help

I swear

Yeah, I'm the boss :)

#1 country in regards to FREEDOM!

Not this time

It's sad that it's true

Put on your thinking beard.

Making fun of someone in the internet

My cat's reaction to a fart

Is this a Burn or a Burn?

Only in Las Vegas

Thirsty cat is thirsty