Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.

I'll call it crippling super AIDS

My grandma bought me a new shirt today. I'm 34.

This is so inspiring

Happy birthday old boi!

true story bro

Valentine's day...

haha yes

Impressive skill

Sorry

its mine

I don't like this

Riding into battle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Evolution of Garbage Trucks

wholesome tutleduck

Mrs. Stark out running errands

I got a panoramic xray of my teeth the other day. The dentist forgot to have me remove my glasses.

Dave Assman was denied an ‘ASSMAN’ vanity license plate so he came up with another option.

Salad fingers

Birds aren't real, man

Dumbledore Logic!

the are

Relatable

I am O F F E N D E D

dat user name

Crap! What do I do?!?

Tariq Lannister.

Perfektion

Sup mah doods

Hector Dorian it's really of lol.

Relatable

Marco!

Smort

My mom’s pressure cooker

Everywhere you look

I knew he looked familiar

electric taste

Apex Legends

everytime

staying in

thats how HL works

Asking the real questions

How to trigger the frenchies

it true

It doesn't only happen in cartoons !!

Tomorrow is V-day

rise up gamers

Cthulhu

I game on my fridge

OwO

A great way to save money i guess

The Chinese really love stuff written in English... even if they have no idea what it says.

Not relatable

Manequin slaughter

A wonderful moment in music history.

Denied

Much intimidating

There is no coming back from this

it be like 2

♂Aladdin♂

This man needs a sponsor.

Dude! we gotta find you u a GF.

Take your cowboy measures

Nissan finally noticed me

Dark mode masterace

Time to commit sewer-side

Ok cool, what are their skills now

Ohhhh How the tables have turned..

you tell him panther

The tag on my friends pants

Cant wait to hang this bad boy up

Take your top off

Getting the real love

Legend he is! And a line to remember.

Don't cramp up

The baguette land surrendered

The reason take out exists

"Comin straight from the underground"

Luke Dogwalker

The best moment in Food Network history

Damn that’s the truth.

Branch pubes make it next level

Titles are pointless.

Nick Offerman is a great human

Don't Litter

How's that working out for us?

The paradox!

"Mirror For Sale"

I don’t understand

Bakery Ball Z

SOS

Cheaper than buying her something!

I can only make plunging noises in my head trying to pronounce this

Billy Nye the sexy valentines guy cards

Shoutout to that one guy

To borrow an orange cat

This has probably been posted before but I wanted to share it with those who haven't seen it.

I hope he is out there somewhere?!

Gang-star

Stop that!