Perks of being short.

A normal sunday in Russia

Eff

Don’t want to be breaking the law

woof

Lady Liberty would be a THOT though

They don't let him near the heavy ordinance anymore

Now he's just a guy who murdered an artist

Found Your Moms Parking Spot

I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.

The Dogtor will see you now

A sad life

Patrick Bateman wore it first...

Yeet

My girlfriend wanted to get a cat, but I didn't, so we compromised and got half a cat.

Don't do it Karen!

who killed hannibal :((

Ironic

Relatively relative...

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

Cat and dog enjoying the new beds we just got them.

ping 

She never lied to me before

Blueicide Squad 2: Electric Bluegaloo

Online dating in the 1920s

Come in here

Ok, who made this?

They are more powerful than any of us

When the waiter points out the man who just bought you a drink

Golden what?

Oh really that's ok!!!!!

My Life My Rules

I would take my chances with the bear claw

Couldn’t find the source but I love this

Merry Christmas!

Math teacher......

Let me describe the place!

It is time

Could have gone pro

This post has also been posted by one

This meowcontrol to major tomcat

Space jokes are the best.

That's some good police work over there.

Bullying drops to 0%

We feel you Ashley

The f***kers were in Messerschmitts

Sweet Home Alabama

Emotional Support Animals

It’s called “shrinkage”

My time has come

Hue

*Fresh* OC

that’s my spirit tee

This will be 100% succes

Confidence is the key.

He didn't choose the filter life, the filter life chose him

Evil. Genius

Sound 100

Fun Game: Go to a busy restaurant and AirDrop weird shit to strangers

Full 180

This is also a good political compass

8 Smile

My new mittens are a little stiff and I can't seem to get them off. 0/10 would not recommend

damn potion sellers

This duck

Came out of my shower to find this

It's definitely not the same

Goooooood morning

Well, this explains a lot.

'There's a mirage at 280, MrMeowwww107

Life Cycle of Pasta

Stolen but golden

You don't even want to know what's in the cerebral cortex

TGIF!

China basically owns South East Asia anyway

When you spill protein powder on your jeans

Henry the man

A job well done

See if I try to help anyone again rude

Hi Hugelol, I'm dad

My wife hates this picture of me, so naturally I made it into a blanket for her as a Valentine’s gift.

Hold your ground old man!

They hated Hannibal because he told them the truth.

Swamp cats..... Frickin nuisance.

I dropped my aux cord into my cup of water and I didn’t notice :D

Very accurate imo

Careful with water

this post is for Protester

Fishy popcorn

I present to you, my upstairs neighbors.

If you can’t win, take ‘em down with you

Who does it ???

Family valentines day photo... someone had a different idea

Such a good man lol

Single fathers

The genie we really deserve.

Duh!

Cole seems nice

well hey

My local Police Dept's social media guy deserves a raise!