But.... It's an emergency... Right guys?

Such an idiot

So full bars means internet works right?

Time's up

Kneeslapper here

Glad they caught this before someone took advantage

I’m type A

It true you know

Unlimited power

cat. Cat.

Fight me!

Is Jimmy's Famous Seafood on par with Wendy's now?

Home early...

Life's little coincidences can be fun sometimes.

Too ***ing relatable

If you owned a dog as a kid, this cartoon is for you.

I don't want to play staring contest anymore please.

What’s funny Steve?

Damn that’s harsh

Lose yourself

Just give the guy some lamp

You youngins!

Got the last pair of white laces Target had. Did not read the packaging. I’m on my way to a nice dinner in a dark restaurant.

Blunt Force Trauma

I’d do that too!

Safety first guys

乂ﾉ

91 miles away is not enough

Fly this one instead

Made a Cyanide & Happiness style comic back in high school in 2008 with MS Paint. Still makes me chuckle, so I wanted to share.

Oh my god wow

Lol, friend sent me this, makes perfect sense

so immersive

...

Why would anyone use the close function to close something anyway

Modern Advertising

Household Nature Documentary

I’m type B

*Pls help*

Whoever paid for it, it was worth every penny.

Don't worry I'm coming back....

Let the dog decide.....

Who cares about happy accidents anyways

Check before you move

"Padme's death made sense"

This is so sad...

pp not big enough

14 yr old creates nuclear fusion in bedroom

I Wish other books worked this well

Looking quite fancy

Ashly: finly

Great wish

Gave me a ***ing heart attack

How could he say that?

Robert Krafts woman he was caught paying

im a cringy boy

You tell 'Em Hank!

Anon meets a cat

I'm too human to get this

Meanwhile in Wisconsin

Some people don’t do this and it really shows

Samantha. L. Jackson

Just like Thanos

A picture worth a thousand words

I feel like I’m about to die right now

Causing a Family Feud

There’s cuties in tech support

Talent display

Pretty nifty on eleven eight fifty

Get up peasant

daddy chill

G r e a t

This sign at the Restroom

How forest sees life

this might be a repost... in a way

This is the third time, that my son disappears

well,

Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening!

Darwinism reproduced.

Some ***ed up shit

Uhhhh..... What

Everyone did at at least once!

VHS-roulette @its best

The Bug

Funny..... But sad

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Who's guilty...

Oh yeah !!

thank you, science

When the oldest family member is the dumbest!

Best carnival costume

Either way, it still doesn't have any real coke

So classy!

Bahaha.

Smells like irony

Bathroom tales

You’ve been warned..

Paid $0.50 for this. Don't need a wife.

Easiest part of the job.

Full Body Pic