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Im trying to quit smoking. My girlfriend offered a blowjob anytime I feel I need a smoke.

Ye boi

When she wants the bad boi and ur a good boi

Legit feeling like almost Jesus

#worth

Live is life

You’re hired

Naturally what you do if you live in apartment 314

Don't vote establishment, vote NEGOKSA (posting for Kuma, see comments)

The only normal one

Clothing is not optional Helen!

He tried his best

Damn that's crazy

let's see if the fight for mod will have any "technical difficulties"

It hurt itself in confusion

Amazing invention

I found this buried in a folder on my computer

Y’all equal

Out of the spider-verse

Gotta protecc what you gotta protecc

Might or might not be a repost

Soak it up agent, soak it up.

Something like this i guess

Arguments over!

Gamer Reaction :)

Gas is conformist anyway

      

Vegan Ice cream

She has no idea

      

“im corgi”

Wife material: 0%

Gotta let him go

Wednesday election results (my dudes)

I had this for a long time, was this posted here before ?

Deym boy!

6 is the new 40.

watched a French swat team and this happened

It gets boring in the dark

What’s your name again?

Is it just me or do the Pokemon gen 8 starters look like the Powerpuff Girls?

So unprofessional

Japanese food porn.

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Sometimes we lose grandma

new template?

Found this beauty

Fish n' Chips

Millipedes would be an improvement for a lot of y'all

Good ol’ tax season.

When the bad trip kicks in as soon as you step outside

Hide and sleep while they seek .

Vietnam 2.0

kneegrow

Anti vax mums like

What makes Tilas Tacos special?

They arrested the shit out of her

Woahh oohhh

They didn't see it coming.

BE KIND!!!

True Doge

Adobe Flash player has failed to respond

Damn sauronism

Golden Girls Sophia was the best character in the series!

Lol what ass ?

Don't you just hate it when people ask questions in the wrong place

Frickin Wednesdays

Monstrosity

From theycanttalk.com

This kid is going places.not college,but places

They’ll pass alright..

The best pick up line

I sits

This is my new screensaver. Unfortunately I don’t know who the artist is. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My older sister thinks she's real funny

Us Gov lol

We didn't mean THAT junk!

How to really stop the kkk

Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it

F  

It Just Seems like a Weird Place to Go on Fire.

Where's the money???

Oui oui’d

We are gonna feee Mexico

Hugelol without mods

This congressional staffer caught eating pizza live on national TV.

friends are never there when you need them

Imagine carrying this around regularly like it’s your laptop.

It's Orthodox by law

Yeah guys

Mary isn’t amused at all as it seems

Let's make a deal.

Why Netflix needs to pick House up

The car dealership billboard shade game is strong outside of Charleston, SC.

Saw this in a local pub

You can not escape your destiny...

I survived this

Blatant false advertising.

Linguistic diversity