The only keys you need to get banned from HL really
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"Theft Proof" hand bag -- most men can't locate the zipper.
Looks so delicious.
Just don’t feed him
My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat'
Well I guess it does
I had to make my cat his own tampon toy so he stop stealing mine from the trash
My wife put the old filter on her baby photo and I can’t stop laughing at “baby grandma”
Top Gun 2 Mystery Solved?
Why i don't wear jeans
Hold my diet coke.
Still in my feels about this.
Schools these days smh
Best Christmas song
They speak the truth tho
its the new comic sans
This sign I found at a godfathers pizza restaurant.
Let me mansplain how flawed your sexiest chairs are
Handy flowchart for Total Eclipse of the Heart
Was playing around with the Jaws 2 poster during a smoke break and some random goober walking by said I should “turn that frown upside down.”
Its just waiting to die
I read it wrong too...
He's got you there
Nobody expects the ~~Spanish Inquisition~~ shit like this
How doughnut holes are made
Has the US military gone soft??
Somebody tried to divide by zero right in this place
Mlem Mlem Mlem
i care not to care
Sex doll > family
Super Size Me!
Found deep in my camera roll, hope it’s not a repost
Relax. It’s just a small surgery.
Speed isn't always key
Found this at my office. Surely it serves consolation.
I wonder how
Benny needs to take a hint.
When all you wanna do is take a good picture
A little joke from Disney
pro advice for aspiring teachers
He done it now
My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.
until they take your whole wardrobe
"I'm just a Poe Boy."
Durable and Absorbent
Sing at my favorite local gas station.
Two Hours That I’m Never Getting Back
*** it, I’ll start my own country
Its for sure reliable
Welp - at least something in common
The name brings success.
“THIS IS FOR NEUTERING ME, BECKY”
Duck duck ANAL
My local science centre rocks.
Sign at my local dollar store
My soul animal
Literally every time I post and it dies in new
I used to want to move to Australia.....then my buddy sent me a picture of his porch and it was so much nope
Sister in laws bookmark. So inspiring.
Closed captioning shows what Kenny is saying
How to trick yourself into studying.
Blue Screen of Death Star
Where my bois at
Gee you're right...
”I see pain behind those eyes”
ricky and bubbles
Walmart finally smartens up!
Are you ready to meet your maker?
Every time I find a good game...
I love you as a friend
just saw this and figured it belongs here
Cam girl time.
My favorite texts
Just found out that IKEA carries a globe of the Earth's surface in 2050.
How nice of them.