Remember, Break Bones not Hearts

Almost lost a bet that my wife can do without sweets for a week. But on the last day I discovered this...

Wish I could post pics in tales from the server...

Ok sir we won't

Ooh look, honey!

Marriage is war

He's white?

Nice.

Vaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

He was no match for him

We've got work to do

Vittu saatana

Don’t mind me I’m just beating the heat

I knew they were lizards

Traps are not gay

this is exactly what a 16 year old white girl looks like

It may be a bit too late

What kind of stat is this

oh....

relateable

Just look better!

made me laugh...

It me

“oh Gawd! I got it in my mouth!”

The final challenge

“Prohibit anxieties” instead of “no worries”, I love it

An Interesting Proposal

Is real?

My gf folds her pizza like some kind of insane person

Better get some cream on that wicked burn

People who feed vegan diets to their animals are the worst

Seems accurate...

Crikey mate..

The Dark Mondays

I’ll be damned

What to cut with what knife

The Final Test.

This is what it would look like

o - o What's this?

There is a town in Australia called Yass, this is an actual billboard on the road into Yass.

Destroyed!

Not much but honest work :)

Bow tie

...and other 5.000 people

Another Saturday down the drain...

You're going away for a long time.

Pike N' Grill

leace the bear alone!!

it be like

Oof

Some days are like that...

“Come to me pigeon”

Mountain's life matters too

Big think

Its never to late to switch!

My daughter pretending to be a ghost at the hospital. Probably a poor choice.

Florida mans house pet

Anon is Russian

How to protect the environment in one single step

Who leaked my project

Earth is a dinosaur.

Right it is then.

My boyfriend sent me a dick pic

We miss you Pete

Green screens are for amateurs.

How Uncanny!

My favorite day...

Stay safe out there! New is a tough place for the youngins

Best Present Ever!

R U N

Fighting dirty

Some kids seriously don't know him

Which one would you pick?

**&@ bills!

How the heck did this happen?

The world needs this!

Who needs ore anyway

Nice solution

NASA keepin' it round

I had a cat like that

I’m dead cold honey

Story of my weekend

Box of memories

Let’s go on an adventure!

Sometimes the best Pokémon is your professor

Harry Watter

Kinky69!

To erase any doubt..

oof

Savage approved

I am proud of you

how to make empty title

Ever had this kind of power move used against you?

This guy needs a medal

You ever just have one of those days?

Captured everyone's hearts

For starters...

That’s so me

Mmmmm!

"I'm sorry" "It's okay"