Hey Alexa!

Another year, another reminder of being even closer to death...yay.

Coming soon to a nightmare near you

Found this nice clean space and emptied my trash all over it

Heroes don't exi...

The real agenda

Actual Shaggy would still do it all for Scooby tho

War Of The Farts

Goes on vacation and get vaccination

Best part of being Vaccinated...

Pregnancy q & a

Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.

Christians vs Bill

When people come over after 10PM

When the trains are out of service

Oooooh!

So many years of evolution and we've come to this

We misunderstood;_;

My plant is trying to escape!

Ghost Fashions

The trilogy has been completed

Some guy went to a lot of trouble to make this joke in 1889

Typical Monday in New Orleans.

It's jokes thoe

Everyone with a sibling can relate

Valentine’s Day

Mood after the time change

Education Changed over the years.

This client dog's tag

He ain't lying

He is having fun!

The floor is lava .

With no green screen..

Iron Maiden came to Munich for refueling purposes

Good old days..

A cow getting in on the act.

That feeling

Personally attacked

Holding it together

Nice playlist

A fortune I got today.

Anti-vax comic from the 1940's

Target locked

Those student loans

His new gf

Stuck in reverse.

acshually is cool

It’s true. I’ve tried it

oof

Serious history right there

Found this gem online

It can only be pronounced after removing your tongue

Open wide

Anon on party sizes

10 years challenge

played 'em

I hate it when this happens

Relatable

Modern family coming in hot

Oh, so that’s what it’s called!

Bad Service

at least they are easy to get

My expectations for you were low, but holy!..

It’s wild

Conquer the world by force

Google always picks the best images

Trying to keep Miami clean #trashtag

I didn’t believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.

Probably still plays fortnite

I am not worthy

Spring forward!

These volunteers saw there was trash along the side of a highway and took it upon themselves to clean it up

Can't sneak that shit.

Really Mark?

How old are you? Somwhere between 1 and 50.

2000 IQ play

Awww Glasgow you crack me up.

Warp Speed

This Is Exact

Nut 100

Wow I had no idea

The mad lad

I n t e r e s t i n g . . .

Salute to a fallen solider

Jack Black hacked the sign

There was always a way around it.

They got us now

Theres one on every train

My friend roasting his mom.

The only day of the year people can't talk $#!T about Arizona.

A game of checkers you won’t forget!

I'm sorry Miss Jackson

Youneedtogetadrinkfirst

Guys who love fruity drinks..

The country is becoming great for women

Incognito mode

I think he’s telling me something

Hmm... no chains

Or will it

It's murder time