I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today

Well... I wasn't expecting this response.

I want to thank the academy

shit in the shower guy

Idk what to put in the title

But was it worth it?

"i hates da sun, i hates da beach, i hates you too"

Solid logic...

3:16

Snoop Dogg at Disneyland

They are definitely worth it

Retards

I believe you

Why am I this way?

I'm not even mad at these people that never took down their Halloween decorations. They just dress them up for other holidays.

A fowl situation

PETA tries memes

Hey, what's krakken?

good luck

Goth duck

The new Bloomberg cover

Did they Nazi that coming?

brings a smile to my face

✨

Truly

out of order

If only my dog was this useful

Get out of here

when the trip hits hard

My green scaly princess

This though...

1 like = 1 nword pass

It’s a Lego worm...

Those were the good ole days

Deadpool 100

I know this is old but it's still funny and relevant

My doctors office has a timed air freshener that sprays directly in your face as you pee.

When it is Pi day and no one cares

Can we please get this

Found Cosmo and Wanda trying to be sneaky at my work today.

final count down

Emma is my spirit animal

When the die dies

Dogs are worth it.

Marshall for Pie Day

Tell me you get it

when our autistic generation gets drafted into next war

Racist robots

We are what we watch

Pls stay away from me!

This is just a re-print.

Friend just got a German Shepard puppy. Asked how her cat is getting along with him, and was sent this pic.

Welcome to 2019 everybody!

The Reddinomics

Serverus Snape isn't real he can't hurt you

Wholesome Poker.

Leaked image of the Game of thrones writers trying to fit the ending into 6 episodes.

Hey Boss, I need a raise, I had 9 sons yesterday.

Alexa is in great danger!!

When Relatives Visit Your Home

I usually get about the same response.

Real Kiwi Hours

Happiness noise

Gotta love Noob Noob

  

He finally ate the cable

Doesn't meant WoB can nut thought

Best Part About Getting A Vaccine

As smooth as sand.

konichiwa my niggas

forbidden chocolate

Vegan only please

Oh China, never change

"Realistic" depictions.

Theresa May losing brexit deal for the second time

Anon is a teacher

Relatable

essay tips 101

Great Solution!!

The windshield "drop" wipers

He still won't use the bike lane

They're waswas now

run peach, run!

Still down.

Play or the chair gets it

Get some sleep

Thanks vpn

What is the meaning of life?

Squid

14 year old me has never been more proud of adult me

Aunt Becky did what she had too!

How your grandpa describes his walk to school

You can’t drink the candle, Becky...

This tweet didn’t age well.

*starts watching infomercials*

He ain’t so bad

All that crunching.

Accident from the front

For the older people. Kids, you probably won’t get it sorry.

Not sure if this dude is going to save the world or destroy it