My wife’s first day back to work while I’m on daddy duty. She asked how he was doing and I sent her this...

The first colonists on Mars

Yesterday i saw a post about “Babies on board” stickers. Well here’s mine.

Randomly issued license plate .

Grab your crews and cruise on down to the theater

The watching dead

All designers can relate:

Say No to Steroids

nice to meet u too!

Can’t wait to see sausage squad.

What doesn't kill you make you stronger

I am a robot.

i'm sick of your shit, jerry

Thought that painting looked familiar...

happy spring

Damn you Ikea!

Paperwork is the Worst Part of the Job

In case you wanna go diving

It's Berry... Straw.. Berry.

German nail and Chinese hammer

Hiss-terical.

I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell me that he had finally finished them.

First date.

life hack

And they say Gillette is the best a man can get...

A roman Soldier walks into a bar...

Wasn’t expecting that

Couldn't chair less

All snakes aren't evil

Every time

We should be grateful for this meme site that is not hellbent on destroying its community and itself

Relatable

The note

momther***er

creepy umbrellas

The smoke, too.

"" Will continue to monitor ""

Prof

Jean Gay

My friends

Good ol’ Brits

why are you looking like that?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's gotta hurt

Our future is bright

Nice.

Doot Doot

She needs to be stopped

I can’t think of a title

Truly ahead of us

dim the lights please

He aimed for the head

Isn’t it ironic

Characters are going to rebel themselves now

So are you american?

If a man does it...

She made my day

Is Haiku a good name?

to prevent diarrhea

The worst betrayal of all

oof

Spreaadddd it

Same, Hans.

This one makes sense

ok this is epic

This is definitely great

history

My life right now

Dogs are always welcome!

Relatable

Doubling down.

This blew my mind

The suspicious umbrella meeting

Cats taking care of their young

Rowling bad

He found a loophole

Guys, I wanna ride as well

Trick for Teacher 101

I know I’m reposting but this needs to happen

guess I know where the inspiration for the logo came from

Post St. Patty's humor!

Hidden in plain view

Mount Washmore

I arrived too late

This is disturbing

USSR intensifies

Kiss me? I'll be your King

Life Pains

Destruction 1000

Anon the escape artist

Wait a ***ing minute

oh Tisdale...

Finally soneone speaks up !

what kind of strange animal is this?...

Powerhouse of the cell

Should my son run for office?

Wholesomeness : 100

Lets drop this here...

Its dark deep down there

A moose running along side my car or it’s just standing on one leg, your choice.