TFW you are guiding your drunk friend out of the bar and they try to socialize with every person in your way.

Hmmmmm, lovely bouquet of phenylalanine.....

It's fun...

Modern problems required modern solutions

Competitiveness in a whole new level

My attempt to get a friend to watch Game of Thrones didn’t go as planned

Big chonk. Oh Lawd He Comin

After 8 years of learning to speak German, this is what I get..

the one in the middle looks like jim carrey lol

Moon jokes

Thank God For Dodge

I don’t know who you are Abraham, but I got you

Tesla testing new self-driving vehicle with robotic chauffeur

I bought that same mat for my mom for xmas. I raise you one English bulldog!

The simple pleasures in life

A lovely talk between my parents

Pupper Problems

agreed

Help me off my horse

thot destroyer

Usa in four words

Let it rip!

Her side of the bed versus your side.

Roller coaster

be gone, or not ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My gay roommate got sick of people drinking his milk.

Don't bite off more than you can chew

Seems like Everyone is Online

my neighbor

Tip: how not to get arrested carrying weed

This took a wrong turn

Only real scientists will get this joke!

Ah, my type of tinder.

Greatest creation

Overclock

nature is astonishing

Finding Francis!!!

All right Rowling, we get it.

Secret encounters

UnSiNkAbLe

Sorry officer, it was green.

Well, she called it

This is a one way trip..

As if there was another option.

Guess I should have made some memes about hl being down

teef

From oddly satisfying

And y'all still can't even use your blinkers!

Ant-Man

Grandmas...can't beat them .

truly the G.O.A.T.

Robert RectangularprismTrousers Part II: Gary's Revenge

Oh how the turns have tabled

Silly Putty...Reposts are for millennials

she really does be like that

Anon the pizza boi

the dank side of the moon

What’s the new version of emo?

What not to do at a funeral

Takes one to know one.

J. K. R. metameme

Im interested to see if there are more dark theme users then light theme users

My teacher likes messing with people that fall asleep in class. Today he built a small shelter for a napping kid next to me.

Kitchen counter cat says wassup

My dog, everyone.

Hugelol is back!

Riding through Vietnam when suddenly

Miss the good old jezza

Real fake doors

Dear Websites

Way ahead of you

This isn't the movie I signed up for

Felt this Deeply. . .

22 My wife is 5’1” and I am 6’7”, when it comes to hotel robes, one size does not fit all.

...... Wait a second

Let’s just jump into it

They try to make me go to rehab, I said, no, no, no.

Go!Go!Go!

I bark, therefore I am.

It committed backalive!!!

Brave soldier

holy guacemole

Yeh I feel bad for laughing.

Damn quick

That f*cking fish had it coming

what's wrong with you?

No you.

How the world should be

Millenials.

Nice.

P E R S P E C T I V E

Not me honest!

In the feels

No octupusses here

The best use I’ve ever seen for false eyelashes

Interface

'A' company got trolled

My suffering makes me stronger

Vets hate this trick

Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low