My newest wallpaper

Jenny I found your number

never mess with the special

Something that all species can relate to

Can’t stop laughing...

Master and Commander

My grandfather bought this neck massager online. He thinks it’s interesting that this model is also waterproof

Mathematically perfect pupper

Reading Acceptance

Every guy

A hole is a hole

All this time!

sounds quite nice actually

What a casual

Bloody attention seekers

Time and technology

I´ve made a huge mistake

Please, form a line Ladies

My nephew drew a picture of himself washing his hands in our sink and it is a masterpiece...

so deep

He gone catch one confusing ass beating

He's a professional

Following doctors orders

Let em fight

Formula1 vs soccer

embrace the flow

the water is thigh high

When the wife rings the pub

This sign in the toilet explaining how not to use it

You'll never read it the same way ever again

Old but gold. Just making your weekend sad

If the men posed like the women on movie posters.

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

welcome to gamestop

Hiding in plain site I see

Damnit Karen!!!!

So I was at the fair the other day...

Kim got roasted!

Was looking a mattress size chart. It’s about to get freaky on the Alaska King.

Yah baby!

My good boy's 10 minute daily hunger strike. We just transitioned thier food. I tracked his stages of grief.

This is a farm

I asked my toddler for a cup of tea and she nailed it.

There are only 2 options

Friday night is Friday night

not so gangster now :p

Happy onion

This *** got OCD

I'm vegan't

Birds...

Any advice warmly welcomed.

This has got to be the greatest fighters nickname I've ever seen!

We're all sims...

My cat likes to think outside of the box

When all you want is for your dad to be a normal dad

just what i needed

He's looking for the wrong kind of sugar...

I like this one

Who's Prepared for Trouble

My GF thought it was weird that I only like the banana Runtz. She surprised me with this yesterday for my birthday.

I have been so wrong for so long

Ok, I’ll keep that in mind

Close dammit!!

Discreet Packaging

its funny that she too is doing the same thing

Its 12:10 am here, & I'm drinking my Coffee!

Women don’t understand

Mid 60`s safety controls.

Turnabout is fair play

That's a cool dog

Is this Netflix and chill?

We already know

For $250 per hour, I will pretend to be a couples therapist and convince your loved one that everything they are doing is wrong.

Someone took the Harry Potter theme of the bridal shower a bit too seriously

Landon understands

Nice visual

The Tetris Effect

For people who drive at night

History does really repeats itself

Hand it over, that thing, your lasagna

A girl can dream right...

A guy in front of me in rush hour traffic merges aggressively into another lane, and it instantly crawls to a halt. I pass him like...

It’s that simple

Speak for yourself peasant.

Anon with the big brain

Cmoooon

Three birds, four panels.

Wee wee’

Thats some solid advice

"Sexy singles in your area"

Anon does an oopsie

Full tank

Baby Steps...Lots of Them

This guy is living in 3019

What’s really happening down there.

*Visible confusion*

Laws are meant to followed

Hope it will take a little longer, like this meme.

Take it or leave it

Joys of working in customer service