I have never done that.

My mind is...

Excuse me, what the ***.

Let thou rip

Dinosaur comedy sketch

Sneak attack.

I feel old now.

Society!

ups

"Nice work out there!"

Thanos Approves

Our children are the future

I yelled at him for being on the counter, now he’s taunting me

On the house

Food or litter??????????

A new hero is born...

IT’S RAWW!

IT’S RAWW!

Someone missed a planning detail with this water fountain

Banana shaped caution cones

Surrounded by chicks

I love Easter

The Age of Contentedness

I found this a while ago and it still makes me laugh.

U got games?

Back..........To the FUTURE

Master Chef is ready for culinary battle

Dinner sorted

You are not Superman

I experience this every single day

Keep ya damn beak shut kid!

The Japanese see the truth of Americans.

"You can do it!"

Mercedes-Benz food truck in Karlsruhe, Germany receives ticket from overzealous officer who did not realize it was a piece of art.

Dee u dumb tch

Doggo lifehack

Doggo lifehack

DEAD meme

Damn you, Legos!

Home Malone

W I L D

Priorities

Sweeettt

Old lady at subway

Wholesome

Good Job, mate!!

Boss baby up in this crib

Artists.

The dogo life

This really hit close to home

Love sucks indeed

Berry nice

Give him an "A+"

You do you auzzies

My boss’s Kid wanted to snorkel, but didn’t want to do the snorkeling part.

ALLAHU AKBAR

Only in Florida.

But it was quick

9/10 doctors would agree

Sex is cool, lego star wars is outstanding

Wholesome, blyat

If you have been a victim of dog corruption call the authorities

*heart breaks*

me too

Who else do it

MARGARET!

Every Update

Say No!

Found this on Mastodon

society

got a lot of free time on my hands

Doggy school dropout

Now he's boned.

Check. Mate.

Get me my pipe dear

Red is the best color for a reason!

Willie getting the band back together

Wow, mesmerizing

It’s a CAT-CAT!

A Giant Bee triggered my security camera today. Must've been the size of a toddler

Selfie at the doctor's

all you all find this funny?

Airplane 2 is a gem

Spotted on the Autobahn

I’m not allowed back in urgent care

399 IQ

This tag on my daughter’s reusable swim diaper.

Houston, We have a problem.

Can’t help it.

From my favorite new comic creator

Anon drives a steamroller

I feel both pride and shame

Band announces world tour

Linda? Is that you?

(evoL)

I’m done

Love the British

human

Endgame ending leaked

Good thing I'm already married to mother Russia