I still remember how to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb," but I have no idea how to make a budget and stick to it. Thanks, school.

dark pizza souls

forsaken

This is Rick and Morty level shit here

Come to life

We'll be bffs forever

I ordered some samples from a blinds store and in special instructions i told them to add a nice doodle

I would help, but...

Know Your Cats!

The perfect photo doesn’t exis...

Your facial hair says a lot about you

Advice!.. Noted

That's his cat?

Not your classic missionaries

I teared up reading this.

A new form of age indicator

Can’t handle the heat

I spotted this beauty of a window sticker today

I just had my mind blown, i can't stop doing this

I for one welcome our new reptile overlords

Tough week for Jeff Bezos

Dinero para tu bebe?

YARRR MATEY!

I hate it when that happens

Now I'll be up all nite thinking about this.

shiiii

Whole story in a nutshell

Teach 'em young

A special place in hell for jogggers...

Revengers Resemble!

I’m with him.

Dreams are real

What's Disney's obsession with retarded birds?

Summary of my public education...

Friends and I got together to pickup some trash. #trashtag

extends pinky

SOCIETY!

Unemployed

Pubic service announcement!

A few months ago, my friends and I got our photos taken at JC Penny Studios. Today, we put it up on a billboard in our hometown.

can't start the car because of this fat little lazy ugly cute drunk guy!

Whenever I go drinking

yeS

oh kids and their technology

Pay to Play

Some strive to reach Nirvana their entire lives, some people are already there...

This little ***er... #42.

He's a treasure

I want my electric scooter god dam it

This one hits a little too close to home.

27 years and still a solid read

Jesus before jizzus

Time to rewatch this show

Anon in Pompeii

"I'll allow it"

They learned from the best

3 chimneys, sort of, but not really.

I don't care if I'm wrong or if I'm right

Pull over.

Gaddamm aliens won't stay off my lawn.

Mohawks

Lose right arm and break my left hand friend gives me this shirt

Don’t save me!!

Mary, Bloody

Ow! So that Happened..

Tell your loved ones how much you love them

Medieval Parent

Medieval Parent

This awesome, awesome shirt.

I don't know if somebody already posted this but made me laugh

Successful fat scoring system for your cat at the vet clinic

Nice knowin ya

Unlimited energy!!

Humans are mean

I guess they didn't put-in much thought into that move

Cthulhu is a chad

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

what are you thinking about

What if.

Hipster Doge

I wonder which character I will get

Next level money saving

"oh no i forgot my car" humans 2k19

I love french fries too

Bompp

How to scare your roommate

I think he herd.

E'sben

be like it

Must have been some laser!

Anon is addicted

I suppose so

Thanks PayPal!

100% brain usage

BEST.WINGMAN.EVER

Hehe

Give it yup y'all for our buddies

Don't worry about me .

It took me forever to find this button.

Much regards for the toxins