*my 220.000 alt accounts

I put a horse mask on my dog

Literally me rn

You mean I'm the mom?

Try to open em. It won’t open. I guarantee it.

What is the national language of the United States?

Relative

Meme possible

BRB

My sister’s baby sonogram reminds me of a beaver

I wasn’t feeling good but Damn this made me laugh :)

We Appalachians are a resourceful bunch.

Amazon shipped six hard drives rattling loose in a box. I attached a note to the RMA tag...

Damnit Ash

Smarter than us anyway...

Wife regrets letting me contribute to the bathroom decor

It’s a valid question...

Chart to help determine your risk of a bear attack:

Nice posture buddy, what a bum

hi there

When my husband is left in charge of dinner.

Oppression

But we kill the parents first...

They don’t like that milk

Helium.

Big Gay

The only appropriate paint job for this car

Thank you, google

NOOO!!!! what have they done to this man!

They are all the same.

i just flipped the switch

Savage Mr.Turner

At least they're not snapping their backs for the good angle

People this is serious. Please save Sean bean

New life

Presented without context

doggo

The Samuel L. Jackson 5

Kill ya later

no way to.. you

Our Ricardo Milos, who art in heaven, hallowed be. thy name

My head is safe.

Leaf

So this is the reason

just needed to state the obvious truth

hmmmmmmmmmm

Photobombing!

Jamaal

i’ll take a cigar

“Slightly” being a key word.

Well played google.

This might be true for dogs too...

Flat Earth Eclipse!

Man I love Facebook sometimes

mammogoth

Wooooo its me Emily

How to control white people 101

"We're playing an adult game honey, go back to bed..."

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water

Realest doctor alive.

Don't be nervous

Go back ⚠️⚠️⚠️

You are wrong.

This is not the greatest post in the world.

3rd person is coming

Germans just get straight to the point

My son wanted to do his first face swap

The truth is out there.

A great battle was lost in this location

It’s a kiddie car!

Oh Ronald Swanson.

Arguing on social media

I think I'll sleep in...

*surprised pikachu*

Gonna try it soon

eye

There’s always another angle ;x

NO SNAKES!

wow, he knows how to move

Plays intro to One by Metallica

And playing Doom causes devil worship

Puta

Power

Volkswagen at it again...

He knew from experience

I. Am. Happy

I’ll be your shield my boy

Evolution is amazing

There’s a new update

who has better expression...????!!!!

What an actor...

ye boi

BBC should just run this graphic for the next few weeks

Back off

Fun fact- you can make any Wikipedia article dystopian by changing it to the past tense

Man went in hard

Yes it did

Break your leg

Be humane.

You ***ing what...