We got “educational” cookies in school today

Working it.

Easter egg hunt was rained out at my son's school, so everyone had to hide the eggs in the gym...

*Rewind machine*

My future job search...

And....the award for engineer of the year goes to.....

Bad placement i must say

Got this badass beer opener in a Loot box :D

Dop Ted?

I choose hell

Title required

Vasectomy celebration cookies

Game of Thrones will end like this.

What’s Kraken.

Ahemble!

I mean, he's not wrong

And i don't even regret about it.

Shamuguin

The perfect test

Pollution = business?

Little bit of Monica...

Ohh boy!!

You know how long it took to get that?

Ricardo the brave soldier

Yep. This is accurate

This is how social i am..

So damn deep inside

Marker.

She’s out of control

play time

Wait a second......

I am not the only one right?

Christ, Rowling, we get it. Give it a rest.

A Foolproof Plan

What is your quest?

A hood hammock

Dont go bustin my balls alright.

Busted Britbong

Xian8233 disconnected from server

A fun quiz for all the family!

The Shining: Chili edition

Ballony

That's not what they're for

Not the right time to send a nude?

My favourite photo of the wife

ariana grande timeline chart

I want to surprise my SO.

netflix subtitle guy , respect

Ooo ouch... not something to be proud of❌

Another gem from the strange planet comic strip.

Heart

What to say at a Funeral

Some jokes write themselves

Scientific fact

Spawn camping.

Anon in LOTR

Poor vegans?

Who would that be for you?

Anon goes to college

Anon doesn't watch Shazam

bigga

I'm not too grown up to believe this

Be a role model for the kids

oh no!

Can we get an F in the comments?

Thoughts and prayers

SPEEEEEEEEED BOOOOOOOOOST

Loal

Real Florida Man

The picture of the black hole is amazi- aw shit

Must train hardee

nuff said

Ask Doug Ford to be the first Ontarian to have a colonoscopy without sedation

Pooing in your Car

sad

did you know that even though they are only 13%.....

Haha ok

Minnesota potholes

Make-It-Stop

Best car salesman ever

Turtles being turtles

If it means I don’t get fired

It’s funny and true

Can't even put half your finger in them!

I’ve always wanted to own a pure bread horse.

Countries fighting nicely

Has to be a strange experience for small creatures.

Darkest dungeon is just DnD with an arsehole game master

I laugh too hard at this kind of stuff sometimes

Sofa king funny

(Black hole mommy) The damn internet did it again

#caninelivesmatter

Five dollar foot long...

Drug sniffing cats

This aged well...

This was delivered to me.

Sesame panic

Lil Tee

Take it easy kimberly!

Summer body