Been that guy. Am that guy.

Try to not sing the words. It can’t be done.

Maybe a repost, butt *** it

After a long time!

I would have gone with the diet coke.

Technically he’s not wrong

That's some next level player skills

Childhood injuries vs. adult injuries

Hope Tax Day went by well for all of you!!

Early Acupuncture

Its ***in true

Idk what to put here

I'd pay for it....

The trilogy is now complete.

Somewhere, there's a father yelling at his son because he can't find his 5'6" socket.

Definitely true

bamboozled again

Found this on my phone gallery

You know nothing, losers

Hot new restaurant in town.

Um...yes, hi, hello...we're with the music band.

came back 2 hours earlier, and that's what happened...

Don't forget to tip your server.

What ??

Only downside of switching to Chrome

Stronger than Mjolnir i present, The Nokia Hammer.

Now that’s a BIG OOOOOOF

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A friend told me my birthday card belongs on here

Sometimes we just need a good distraction...

Tax day

Literally me every time

yote

Lit af

Our house, in the middle of our streets

Oof

It's just like Game of Thrones

Did him dirty

Always appropriate

Probable repost

The true apocalypse.

I don’t even know how it’s possible to not fall...

Yea I would

Feeling cute. Might run around like a bunch of crack heads at 3AM.

My mans tryna play us

Probable repost

Depression 100

Found a confused civil servant out in the wild..

Sprinkles and Powdered Donut had turned out to be horrible roommates for Plain Old-fashioned.

maybe 911 happened because somebody didn't take his american lessons

Go Down like a Legend!

Looks Like Me!

Leaks out

That’s all you had to say

She's so happy

Bruh moment

If I’m ever single again I’m using the hell out of this

Anon meets a creep

That owl has no chill

So blessed

American Geography

My school news paper

Emma knows how to live! Except, I’m going to do this aged 50

Domestic wizard

finally a realistic science fair project

Cute avenger

Most definitely repost

At the Flat Earthers Convention

Anon sums up America

I like to design stupid products for fun so I created blinds for my sunglasses

it was you all along

Autobots, roll out

what really happened

Just like Gandhi said

Probable repost

Uncle Ben here we go again

We had it coming

happy birthday Boss

No more unicorns

Before the main dish even arrives

Guaranteed

The name's Tron. JonTron.

got to love balloons

Anon gets roasted

MOMENT INSPIRATION!

Shiba Inu's Right hook punch

They must be slashing prices.

Labels hurt, kids.

Defragmentation

p h a t a s s

Look, I've been to Paris!

You're going down, Greg

Oof

The new lion king live action looks unreal.

This cat knows...

Still looking..

A littel trick

Literally nothing

Truly love!

These have got to be the two dumbest people alive