Resident in North Texas Pool Noodle Hail Protection

The B&B I stayed in had a 3D version of Clue

Foreword

Mind my own fricking business!

Not the hero we need,but the hero we can afford right now!

Chili's tonight

I’m coming Grandma!!

Thank you, Fire Fighter crews

Secret of Isaac

Where can you get that book

wholesome post time!

Bring him platinum too

mom what are you cooking???please open the door!!!

PC masterrace my butthole

Alexa, please!

Schnitzelfotze

Still one of the funniest scenes

My town’s too small to connect with the highway to hell, but we make do

A picture I took in Richmond, Va.

Expectation vs reality: doing things at home as a couple

attack dog

Sushi guys true history

I will be watching

HAHA THATS SO ME

sleeps are important

At least he's honest about what he's compensating for

Britney would make a better Bunny than Christina. She’s thicker.

Buff fox

Ching Chong 100

Happy good Friday!

Oof

Proof that witches and wizards live amongst us

Anime villain

Difference between reality and dream

There you go feminists

Anon gets a hug

Goodnight......

Next time Steve try to leave some for the rest

She is always prepared

Easter is here my friends!

So that’s how baby trees are made...

The Russians when the trees start speaking Finnish

The Lookout

Biggest holidays of the year

Not again

Name one of them except Brian May without googling

9 11

Have a good day

The only Bible that everyone can agree upon

That was good

NOT that i watch any....

Heading to our field trip on the school bus. There are 29 kindergarteners sitting behind me - you just can’t see them!

Don't leave your peeps in the car.

That old lady sure is tall..

Joe is a Hugelol user?

Happy Passover

they watched Jojo

Meme crossover

Lucky boy

Welcome to the club!

Its my birthday today and I got this card. I'm 22.

I don’t know what religion she is, but lettuce pray for her.

Haven't had these much fun!

Speedrun lord

This is why font selection is so important.

Another brick in the wall

Purrfect.

Wisdom is often unappreciated

Wholesome

like we're not gonna be extinct in 100 years

Don't test me, I have +5 reach

PhTick

What $788k gets you in San Francisco

Ronde 3

Is the head on the wrong body?

Men after shaving their beard off

This birthday card I got for my mom

“This is not the greatest Ross in the world, it’s just a tribute.”

Critical Fail

This proper doggo stopped by at my job today!

I hate it when advertisements spoil the movie!

Poor man's chicken and waffles

My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now.

My horse had his eye removed, so I made him an eye patch.

I really hope so...

Foreskin.

Just get him platinum tho

He's dead. Again.

We don’t have ugly

Please check

No Baby Deborahs

It's right there boiis

Irish soup

Battle of the Generations

Cuttlefish

“What is it like living in New York?”

Spooky Nerds

1000% hit

Well played good sir

Even Monopoly knows the truth