The funniest “fortune” I’ve gotten in a while

Stringy man flipping me off!

My kids spoiled Endgame. They received chores based on the infinity stones.

Someone put up this billboard making fun of all of the injury lawyers in Detroit.

The Red Women

Just try to avoid getting fired...

Good job UPS...

Cheese grater approves

Siri being savage

Pressure is high

This guy who got arrested from my hometown looks exactly like Bradley Cooper

I socialized this weekend. Me for the next 3 months.

we all must listen to cap,

Must've been a large fine

Why did my mom dress me like Pablo Escobar

Grimace nooooooo

Game Of Lights

My friend let her husband take one “fun” photo of their wedding party. I think he got it right.

Baby Sigourney

Be aware ...

Billy is so stupid sometimes

Alex Jones meme

Cat shampoo instructions

Nothing interesting happened there anyway

Take it easy

plz dont

God mode enabled

I'm so glad to see our buddy has moved on and is now enjoying life

Google respect privacy so much that they will blur out a man's face on some street art, but happily sell your data to advertisers

Ah shit

When love is over.......

History Class at its finest

Just some honest post-credits

UDOT's got jokes

NO SPOILERS

Meanwhile, in Canada

Facts

Yep, It's me...

Now that’s one fully formed baby!

Scumbag Brain.

This gets me every time...

ITS A VIRUS!

Or that $10 bill that’s definitely somewhere in the backpack

Decades of gaming has left me with an almost irresistible urge to shoot this

Lemme try it.

Anon is meta

Selfie inside the plane near the window

Disabled parking translation

One of the little pleasures in life

Its taken during the abductions

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Red with a horse.

Read it backwards

Can't afford to miss 3 hours, you know

Batman is an Absolute Savage

Thank you, Tyler! Very cool!

My work life..

What the hell!

Date Night Magic Trick

『Bold and Brash』

She really wanted them!

This dog is a bit weird

Get ready for if

ironic innit

Someone is not happy about the weather we are having

Tom & Jerry but it's a JoJo meme

Everybody gangsta 'till the turtles start flying

I can live with those odds

Karen watch your children

Always too late

Cowlick

Lift them up

This is insane

Took my friend to the bird store for the first time

This is a vegan slaughterhouse

Game names “literally”

Arguing about gender equality online

Country girls make do

You know it's true

This was definitely the weekend to see Shazam!

Nevermore

I would divorce with her right now...

Memesweeper

Getting to the summit needs some sacrifices

That is a big oof

Then I bust out

Funny insight

Props to the troll that put this sticker on the wall in a busy airport terminal. Been here for 10 minutes and have seen 5 people try it. Cruel.

Sounds great!

A friend sent me this. Yes, it’s real.

Thanos chin meme

Oh Gram Gram

Mulan meme

Job tag

I like to design ridiculous & fake products. The Cuisine Curtain is perfect for any conscious eater in public who just can’t chew with their mouth closed.

RIP Ronnie

Out of the mouths of babes.

My stepdad got snapchat. He’s 65.

Don’t hang your feet off the bed!

what happened?