*queue Universal song* aaand not what you expected...

A killer bird! Run for your lifes!

In a parallel universe

My whole life has been a lie!!!

Hashtags on Facebook

Apply cold water to burned area

What a slut

The Bug dance

When crush is looking at you. Retarded walking mode: ON

I dont know what would I do without it

It makes so much sense now!

Guess it was more effective than the todays system

The most usefull hero ever

Easy win

Every day the same...

Yeah... :)

Not what you're thinking :P

Ole

Meanwhile in Vatican

#Don'tBuyOneGetOneFree

The end

How much a cat cares about you

True story

'Love me human, love me!'

I'm a big fan of the... HOLY-mpics C:

Ready when you are.

Really cool trick

How I felt when I went to the gym in my brand new workout clothes.

Oh, you're watching?

Thanks guys

M or f?

Spork

Merry christmas

When my crush invites me over

Wut.

Jk, I'm the avatar.

Tablet gaming

Bye bye leg

It does explain her...

Please take me now, now!!

I could watch this forever...

You cant be that much of a slut?!

Just Men in Black :)

Find the gay person

How to teach people manners

Yeah it's true mom

''I told that hoe to stop recording us.''

Redneck Benefits

Pikachu cat!

Just do it

Saw this picture... Noticed that kid's face.

You want me to do what?!?

The future waits..

Today was a good day

Nailing like a boss, oh wait

Oh it's hurt me

I. F*cking. Love. Snow!

Time lapse of snow in mountains

Dramatic exit.

Disturbing

Daddy, where do roads come from?

Love at the first meal

When you make a dirty joke, only one of your friends can get

That's the Reason why You only should fap when You are alone

I did not expect that

And the ladies get wet

Fat and Stupid

Always

When you're so rich, your playing cards are iPhones....

My House Can Smell My Presence

My Legs Hurt

This is an atrocity!

Two cats having a conversation

I think one stab was enough....

He's very proud of it

Same

Survive...!!!

Chemistry, what are you doing? Chemistry. Stahp,

When will you learn?!

Just Laina

To the rescue!

Whoa, whoa. What do we have here?

I agree.

Canadian Civil War

How to make a pigtail as a dad

Frozen CD + Lighter =

Cross you sh*t!

If you know what i mean

Never say 'you didn't have to'

We all have that one friend.

LET ME OUphhphpfphfphfhfhfhfphfphp

Science joke

Lab work

Just scissors

Evil mind

Just a normal day in Canada

Damn, that some high quality sword right there!

Cut pizza in a pentagram

His studies are finally paying off

''If you come over we can have sex ;)''...