I have top notch censorship skills

He's coming back

Better stock up

All I can say is someone can sure strap a tractor.

Uh ... technically right.

A spell of peaceful calm

I'm with Ultron on this one

true friendship

In Finland we have a river shaped like an ejaculating penis

Slav made Bender BBQ

Not sure which would be most delicious ...

Clearly the best one

Come on Dylan you can't be a virgin forever

Happened one too many times

what a idio...oh, hi mark!

Laws requiring people to brush their teeth, zombie apocalypse awareness, and a boot as a hat. Not the hero we deserve

My bones hurt.

&

still hot though

Making a password

I hear $300 can we get $350

Strange Planet series 3

looks intense

Don't consume

New Iphone XSRIi

Friendly Water Buffalo

Rate my professors is really something

Bow down to me you puny mortal

The best days.

How serious is your problem - Imgur

Cloud shaming

Slight respect

nah its only Wednesday

You're sitting on my feet, *huut*

Nice knowing you buddy

Google knows best

Diagnosis: Trailer

This pharmacy sign with a family hanging from it

Your mother is a large woman

Ken M treats his patients

Well, can't argue with that!

Ahh yes... Chinese

Sneaking wine into the office like

*somebody knocks on the door* my dog:

By your powers combined I am

Meet crabatron

5 bucks for those who don’t have it on their walls

I thought only Sonic Team could *** up this bad

Bout to get my sweet corn on this spring!

Stalkers

Found this on Facebook, enjoy

Anon on Japan

That's my cat schedule

lel

At least it's not a goose

Destruction 100

Poster of the Day is also a nice job to have

I use Impact when I wanna be Edgy

Relatable

People say some weird stuff

No wonder the design is so off

My work stocking a new sandwich

It's just like that one greentext

Polly want a lawyer

Why Thanos wiped out half the universe

knuckles says

Seems the tables have turned in Hazzard County...

Found this famous personality in a 2005 documentary on stress and anxiety BEFORE he was famous

People who don't understand what a sunset is

Silver Lining I guess

This should be on every menu.

Reality isn't that much cool

Realatible

My best friend and I have an almost daily toddler tantrum competition going on.

I will sing you the song of my people!

Irl adaptation

We know little buddy...we know

Early 1900s entertainment

Well they tried

In da hood...

Ohh nawwww man...

Wise guys haircuts

Kiss her “back”. Really?

Found this in my lunchbox.

I love my city...never change Chicago

Can I offer you a chaos emerald in this trying time?

Some restrooms require a sacrifice...

Insert laughter

Truth...

Time To Put Those Old CDS To Use

Oh, the anticipation

Need to make some of them snuggle pillows

wholesome

I have big PP energy

She's obviously insane

Allegedly

I want to travel the world with Ben

Best protection

Humans are slaves.

We all need pizza vouchers