I'll subtly wash my hands for a bit longer than usual until the dryer is free...

lilo and stitch

Oh Carlos...

You fail your driving test

Russian Dating Site Profile Pic

Well, well, well... how the turn tables...

Guardians

That's a weird looking price of fruit...

His eyes were on the prize

Sea cow

Cremated customers may contain traces of nuts

Shit like a king

You don't need Google Maps to find it

Swords ~ Only One Sword

Water you doing?!

Thots everywhere

Buy Book. Leave on Coffee Table. Never need babysit for family again.

Anon gets an ew

Make sure fully cooked before serving

Flies will be flies

Every time someone cooks this.

I have to admit, it's a very useful card.

Pick a number between 1 and 10!

That's gotta be a pretty good book.

The nice thing about WholeFoods is that you can carry $100 of groceries in one small bag.

Keeping it real on graduation day.

I'm not walking on her floor

This hits very close to home.

Good bo...

At least they cut their hair

Anon are dangeros

My spidey senses are tingling..

I am speed

I'm A Killer

I corrected this one.

I don't want to go to this gym anymore

good lord

I saw a post about a Tesla flexing on someone, and I raise them another flex

Look at the comments

An interesting thing

I'm not sure what I should do

Ruthless

you're late

Also in LA

*Laughs in Zoroastrian*

Yes this is so real :)

This is what happens when 90's kids grow up and get money.

Seriously what's wrong with people these days?

I think that's called denial

Its Mind blowing

mexit

I play this everyday...

It’s how it is

and that rope over there too, please

excuse I have a city to tend to

Sonic Movie's New Redesign

Filters these days.

You are the definition of stupid

LOOOOOOOOL

Today is the right day to post this

$tar Wars

He’s gonna kick my ass

Moon’s haunted

Unsweetened tea is life!

“Attendant has been notified to assist you.”

Never look at it again

Hate when that happens.

I am also done

Met gala

Mark Hamill remembering Carrie Fisher

Beervolution

Tyrone’s the smartest one!

Excuses excuses

Nature triumphing over man-made obstacles...

This is AMAZING!

For professional use.

Absolute legend.

Fat for life!

Saw this on Instagram and I can't stop laughing

The United States of Bacon

Our local gas station knows me so well

Shoutout to my innocent fiancée who thought this card from Joking Hazard was the dude sweating.

eurT

Dustin Hoffman avoiding the paparazzi

A true photoBOMB

Tom Holland really is Amazing

Thanos has a point

Photoshoped

Smells Like Tyrion Spirit

Uniquely vegetarian

This is why I have friends.

It's a tough life we lead. Oooooooof!

I prefer Cotton...

This must be spread

Had to do a double take on this sign by the Imax....solid advice

Elefantastic

My daughter's school picture. I have no words.

Apple Juice haters

Reality is often disappointing..

Praise the lord, but don’t poke yourself