Literally, was given a bag of dicks at the deli..
Works at 5am :(
Super hero dads
The struggle of the substitute teacher
SCIENCE IT'S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL
Not a Grammar Nazi
They had a whale of a time
My Uber driver is copping an attitude.
GET IN, LOSER
A friend of ours has this illuminating picture on their fridge.
This sign at the local ice cream place
Reliability at its finest.
I mean... they just asked for it
Things you see walking around the neighbourhood.
My friend taking a swim on a mission trip in Senegal.
With words, come wisdom
I feel this
Everyone knows one
This explains everything !
Posts like this make me love my city's community facebook page
Long time no see!
Have you seen my cell phone?
Just because you can do something, doesnt mean you should
I never noticed the pattern at the bottom of Little Caesar's toga is just his initials.
My manager likes to put jokes on sale items when he gets bored!
Luckily she has some oxygen
He touched the butt
Ah shit here we go again
Don't watch this at work
Lloyd and Harry 25 years later
This mate got 5GB data for being player of the match!!!
Beep beep boop
Denver right now
Hes not wrong
The Tinder date
Anon is wright
I eat shoes and how about you?
These modern societal rules are so confusing
My neighbor posted our updated highway signage in Texas this morning.
I hope my 7 year old meant 'wrapping'.
This cat rolled in edible glitter and it's an instant galaxy cat
So far 3 birds, 1 plane, and 2 helicopters have been fined for speeding.
Made a Hugelol Logo in Photoshop :)
[e m p t y t i t l e]
Someone pay this man
DiCaprio and Cruise
This old 7-up advert
Aerodynamics of a cow
still can't cite wikipedia
You will give it to us
Speed is key
Keep your wives safe from Gerry!
It's all ned's fault
Post Nut Syndrome
>Not having an "open hatch" led light after $3bn
Everything the force touches, will one day be yours
Yoy can transfer from bus to metro directly here.
Perelta, what are you doing?
All the maymays
I want this house
Maybe sending a black guy to fight nazis wasn't the best idea
The hard life of a banana...
Importance of Money
this put a smile on my face
Futurama is grossly underrated
Sarah has been uninvited.
Air tastes good
Sent a text to my grandparents, they were so happy they framed it!
can't get enough of that drone fetish
My whole life has lead up to this moment
My girlfriends present to me for my birthday
Cornelius is the best GOT character.
a gaggle of Karens
Get em Ern
The correct procedure
First day of work vs a year after
What a goddess
Well planned my friend