Oh, Phillip

The final weapon of mankind. To deal with Godzilla.

I miss my mom.

Confident

I don't even have sex lol

I made my mom stand in the perfect spot for our trip to Disney

An eyeful

Let natural selection do it for us.

Dany after hearing the bells

Ah the nostalgia

This kid gets an A+

Please choose the save data slot you wish to over-write on

The difference between a cat and a dog

Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this

I got ketchup in mah hands

Anyone say i'm fat? :D

See they are still into beef

pokemon chavs and bruvs

Asterix in Gethsemane (dedicated to Jeran)

My mans got a way with women

Not all the time!!!!1

Accurate 10000

Voila, the solution ....

your friends hairy arm looks like a cat

The Oatmeal's original locker room comparison

Instant pass for all exams

AuTiSm!

Hitlers killer also wrote mein kampf

I am tooth!!!!

Is this how people make music in America?

Gotta make money somehow

change of plans

Was he ok?

Earning da respect

No one can replace Charlie ..

What? Not exactly as you expected?

Always

a me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I chuckled.

Oh for crying out cloud!

Remember me? Daenerys all grown up!

Majestic

Mario Kart Real Life

Some high quality catnip

My ex used to say relationships were about sacrifice

This guy won Jeopardy today with $1

Gotta love tinder

A *** is a bottomless pit; a loose woman can get you in deep trouble fast.

Substitute Teacher Day!

Kek

Heated discussion

A name for the kings

I've decided

Gallons of feet

Stop this man, please.

I don't know either

Shark! Shark!

Fren Time

Position of attack

Working security in retail

Adam got what he deserved

You win, Ikea. You win.

I can relate to this wayyy to much.

Installing the latest surveillance technology

thx

I'm surprised it took a week

Relatable 100%

Stark Contrast

Sad day

My Mom deserves.....

"where is your God now"

The best joke of the year

Bathroom sign

I still miss him

Cats are sluts

I'm actually 50!!

Shower argument

We don't deserve him

INTRUDER

Spotify next

Maybe me and Thanos have even more in common

Celtic music is great

neighbor

Diabeetus has entered the chat

Fat kid thoughts

Death, taxes, and

Taste the anger!!!!

May something in life make you as excited as this giant pizza once made my daughter.

Can he get an F in the chat

Late mothers day gift

Funny sign at the mechanic shop this morning

We have an army. We have Tom

Anon drinks and drives before his first date

History of Game of Thrones

Opposite World

Our heroes are not even safe on Christmas

Opening Snapchat in a Vietnamese forest

Le Pew

They found the blood