Don't call me

A chickens gotta do what a chickens gotta do

I think I found my God !!!

GTA is not healthy for my driving instincts.

Jesus 100

When Bob Ross drinks coffee

The security guard told me she saw my car and is happy another devout Christian works here

Checkmate libtards

Hmmm

Whoah there bud.

And now we know.

Calc u later

Is everyone here?

this is me after I workout

It's never too late to laugh

Can't fall asleep

The green stone is Hulu

For fun I like to design fake products. The ReadyNapper is your on the go pillow for a power nap, anytime & anywhere.

James who?

Because *** you, that's why

Heroic work

God is dead

"You better f*cking do it.."

CPR in 4 steps

Relatable

moonface

Anatomy of a French Bulldog

Who else can relate? I can.

Only cool kids understand.

My grandma is kind of mean

Thanks a lot Ford.

Been there. Programmed that.

Wheels?

Amazing paintwork on a train

Take pride in your job.

Fail presentation.

Oof

imagine this was real

I housesat and watched my boss's dog for a month. So I took these pictures, framed them and hid them throughout his house. He didn't notice for a week...

Roomba, the NOPE of the dog world..

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman..

Japanizing Marvel

You Got A+

What a trooper

Episode 5 in a nutshell

Trolling from prison

This is how the pregnant Matryoshka looks like

I know that guy!!

I will outlive you too, You little shit :)

This menu is my life story!

Anon gets a gf

Cat with cat on his back

He didn't have the heart to tell them

Its my birthday today. My parents dont speak english well and this was my moms attempt to wish me a happy b-day

A gentleman & a scholar

Critical Safety Notice for dads

If any of you guys know how to make tits fart, please let me know. I need to learn this skill.

Otto this for you!

Going for gold

Gamers are oppressed

Finally, a petition I can get behind!

Who Is This James Charles??

Jeopardy

Circus freaks of the future.

I'm in hot water

The future of Alabama.

Faxx

My 6yo said T-Rex had 5 fingers. Tried to correct him and he offered this up as proof.

Crank it up to 11 with this tape!

Do not have emergency,thanks bye

Rest in pete

His smile makes it soo much better

They are evolving. Monkey selfie

Taylor's motive

A guy at my wife's job still think that his new plant is a cactus. It's actually a pickle that is replaced by a new one each 2 days... It's been like that for 2 weeks now.

After you shave downstairs...

Last wish.

Coming soon to GameSphere

irish shrimps

Sometimes, we don't appreciate some people enough until they die

sealed shut

She has the power to slut it up withouut getting pregnant

wake up

whack

lightning

We can all hear the sound...

Who else would do this

Vandalism in Canada

Nothing matters

It is time...

JC is our MC, you see?

very clear indeed

Wait hol up

Just realized my meat clever has an interesting name

Alabama 100

You do NOT want to see this in operation

murica

So I'm a legend

Same with razor scooters... OUCH

I felt bad that our computer guy at work had no backup, so i made him a Clippy.