Bold words for someone in fang range

Idiot proof

louse

From the chocolate cows of Easter Island

A different kind of date

By Quite aggressive we just mean they become a hell spawn

You look really beautiful today

Yes do see a doctor

Hairy as hell

Today I learned: This plant is called the Bird of Paradise because it looks like the picture on the left, not the one on the right.

Naked drinking sesh?

These desks amplify farts to 110db

How paper is made

Always good to have humor in dire situations...

A very disgruntled corgi after farting herself out of a nap

I like this kind of architecture

His plan worked out great!

Why do they hate me

Best lawyers on Earth

I ordered wrapping paper online, there was a mistake and now I have a massive poster of my face, I'm not even mad.

Why are you ike this?

The things i find scrolling deep through my gallery late at night..

Oops mt

we're f*cked boys

This is how age restriction on the internet works.

Karen needs to be more polite.

Smoking that gud

the nothing happenned bouncy castle

Unemployment Sucks

Soo that's why they do it!

Saint schrodinger

lhton, where u at

BMW indicator

Perfect Cover

Fitting in.

Burning down the house

Congrats, you played yourself

This cup on my co workers desk.

How it happens.

The cat did it, your honor

facts

Seems like a good enough reason

Hate how that works

this dude is my hero

6ix9ine chan

Damn straight...

powered

you can't have all the sea for you alone!!!

Seniors posted their school on Craigslist looking for buyers

Husband and wife take their 2 boys to the Emmys.

There's something a miss here.......

Can't disagree here

Every backroom casting ever

Good boy shows his love for the new graduates.

Laughed harder at this then i should of.

Saving the fish!

ONE-UPMANSHIP

Lend me your ears

Achievements!

Wherever you look, there are connections

apparently to a lot of people, yes

Even funnier thing this is true

Abusive relationship

Baby boomers: in my day if you prayed god would give you the strength to work for 73 straight years and a .25cent home.

They can molest themselves now, as god intended

Baby help me ...

pork

Life of a red head

TRASH!

Just an FYI

The restoration of the coliseum is looking pretty good

We have all done that.

Safety Meeting Principles.

Meanwhile in Colorado..

Area 51 files leaked to the public

More sad than funny

Seems fair

Peppa Pig was dark af

Suddenly I had no desire in my peach this morning.

Honest

Cowabunga it is

Pls no pp

Think your family hates you...

As if I ever would

Tell me his name again..

*cronch*

Sounds like he might need to find a new lady

My daughter asked me if I could Photoshop and old pic of her to make it look better

meme am become genesis

Heyyyyy plants.

Chaotic Evil Memer

Thor version 2019

First fast food restaurant for bees !

Even without Infinity Stones

Security check.

Exactly!!

I approve this message!

Peer Pressure

And so, the backlash in Alabama begins.....

continuous escalation