English puns

Drinking after 30...

I know, it sucks. (HL-chan)

The photo must have been taken by a vampire!!!

this isn't a meme

Good job skittles

I am you, but stronger

Would you enjoy the date?

What was your training routine previously? Asking for a friend

I noticed the window company at my local geek convention was lonely. I was apparently the first person to ask him for a picture.

I've come for your teeth

Excellent time management skills

US cops be like...

Made the previous generation stronger

nice grandma

Customer service on point

He is getting the F out of there.

PETA ......

No bones about it

Does not compute.

Marketing ploy: 100

That's a win

Aww. Oh wait...

Pretty accurate LOL

good times

Beam me up - MOO

Everyone dislikes that.

Yep, you can bet, we're going to the vet!

Ignore if repost.

Loving 101

Get your sugar air on a stick here

Reminder that Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal made Ryan Reynolds think he was coming to an ugly Christmas sweater party

oh no

So cute though

Chandler gets me.

hue hue, finally found it, how do we get it out?

I think the universe is trying to tell you something...

The reality

"How you doin'?"

Bend over over

Definitely up to no good

My sister painted my calculator :D

Been waiting 5 days, help me... am I in trouble?

Was enjoying a bowl of Cap'n Crunch when

Animal kingdom...

My kitty is better at this selfie game than I ever will

Mendel and his Peas

He's technically correct.

That's like...2 steps above...

Don't you guys have a VOAT and a Discord to hang out on?

Lincoln is the real MVP

Different types of dinosaurs

Ahh, modern art

did i just post cringe? upvote if agree

Hero in

Had to do a double take with this one

Kamerad muss los!

Woomen

I finally found it. The pot at the end of the rainbow!

Oh dang!

Meanwhile in Machu Picchu

weebs out

Oh shi

Which one would you chose?

Magneto

$$$

They exist because of you. Thanks Willy

Hate when this happen!

Me and the boys

Idk man, the dark side looks pretty inviting from here if you ask me.

ez guys, it's ez

I've never seen a more sarcastic sign board

Best way to eat cactus

Impossible

Got problems

Me & the boys in the backyard playing pretend

Some good old tf2

Get researching guys!

Boysderland

Coriander is what now?

Found this at the office...

Mark Buffalo. Thank you for your time

Fade to black

Geology

When even your house starts giving you signs!!

This storm can make you pirate-eyed

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted

In sync with nature

Cool zone

But steel is heavia than fethas

Basically every porn site

bois being smort

JFK said it first

This is marriage

WARNING: ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

picthulhu demands all your rarecandy!

Damn Plastics!!

me and the bois keeping in touch

Yep

I have so many questions...