How many turtles does this go down?

Stop veganism please

Listening 101

This baby was a mob boss in his previous life

I don't get it

I'm sorry my liege, but he had a really convincing argument

The police

dust

YOU TOO!

we're got a city to burn

I found this funny

I can totally get behind these

Everyone is into tech support these days

They don't

Everything explained

If her age is on the clock...

Some days are just murder.

We need to reset. Now.

Its a rough 8 years for Magneto

Seen in NYC today. Stationary exercise bike locked up on a bike rack.

Vine memes are cool right ?

rules are rules

Just me then I guess

oh, thank you!

This children's book teaches efficient conflict resolution

Cats at 2 AM

Watch out mom

Rocking this beach body

beans

after years of telling my friend that he looks like Bob Ross he sends me this

Quests

Had me in the first half not gonna lie,

TMI from my local gas station

Silver linings and whatnot..

Sometimes my girlfriend loves my cat too much

Psychopath Test

Two Men With Large Beards

This was advertised on my local buy sell swap site.

I have this design on a t shirt

sed lyfe !

Seen on a wall in the pub visited today. After seven years of marriage, I completely agree.

He got personally attacked instead.

cleaning skills 100%

Gotta raise em right

Can you believe this?

I can confirm. Teehee?

Pumpkin Eater

Mr. Poopybutthole from Rick and Morty

Immortal Keanu Reeves

hue hue, go right up there

Dinners ready!

This won the internet for me today

Godzilla vs King Kong

There should be more people in the world like him

"What if we use 100% of our brain?"

Red dead redemption 3 leak

See also: God of finals

Yummy!!

Buh WHY

My wife's first ostrich encounter.

Ok Game Publishers

O-hulk

No need of special VFX

This one still makes me laugh every time I see it

DING DING DING DING

Who said vegetables can't be astronaut?

Ain't no shame in his game

P U R S E D

Housing market predictions: DOOM

Damn fine

Honestly there are some good fortnite youtubers,, most are trash though

too much

Ye ye whatever

This is the correct way.

ram ham ham ham

Not an easy decision!

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Classic Dwight.

I play the games lol

yeah, haha

99% of userbase

*happy noises*

"boys"

It's not real

Flat TV'ers

You know what they say about big feet

Not just my Boys but my Brothers

Frigs

A leg

A huge price...

Still waiting for GUN

It here fellow humans

far superior

In a sports bar in London

Jon is on his vacation

It is absolutely inconceivable.

Why I never got homeschooled

pokeshit is different

I love apples

laughs in scent