Satan glazed steak

This pretty much sums up my life...

Wisdom of the elders

No, you're breathtaking... no you are, no you are!

"Too Nice?"

Saw this on my ride home today.

Are you my daddy

When someone buys Winrar..

Dogs = <3

Deadpool And Spiderman Good Times

I did a charity walk. This was the photo they put on their website. I'm on the right.

Kirby at home

I'm OFFENDED.

An Unlucky Throw

Artwork placard outside city hall in SF shows their sense of humor.

Snapchat transformed my aunt into Jon Lovitz and I literally can't.

Looks like I'm walking home from church from now on

When Grandpa helps you get ready for Prom night.

Heh

The timeless art of seduction.

Bro wtf

True geniouse

Every time someone turns on ESPN

This squirrel taunts me daily

So many popped balloons

It’s the worst

Rockstar, please see this

this is literally me

Imagine his voice in this form

Chop chop

Detailing a 3D printed Pikachu did NOT go as planned

I found the greatest cosplay ever at Heroes Con

This church sign is going hard on the puns

Well hot damn

Oppress those toilet using normies

Arizona highway safety sign for today.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.

My mom laughed

And ice cream

Relatable +4

Thats it. That's the cut-off

Cruel humans

Dammit Karen

Ladies... We are evolving. Our underpants now have pockets.

*** yo watermark

Had to do it to him

Bone app the teeth....

4x4

Duckhunt

Meöw

I wanted to celebrate and announce my awesome Father's day gift from my wife. No better way than a sexy photoshoot

Gosh darn gen Z, get off my millenial lawn!

I've always wondered, and this just verified.

Just in case it breaks

Where you belong, weeb

tried to take a good shot of my cat yesterday but a sneeze turned her into a villain

I think I got in the wrong train

How's your summer break going?

A Marked Pen

Actually true, every time

Squirrel-proof bird feeder

Trash

Unpixelate that nibbas dick

#Lies

I bring you love <3

Be eep boop

Saw this in a parking lot.

Garfield screams in confusion

You’ll see it once...and then never again.

The more ya know

Oddly specific events

@WasteofBreath

Dead meme dead boomer *dabbing fervently*

Marie looking radiant

Always Florida...

Poor Bruce

Poetry On Wheels.

KO

Poor puppers looking like he skips 1/4 of leg day

MissUnderstood Sharks

i’m glad.

$&%0@@

samurai vs bull

Bro just

That's what happens when you weren't properly aborted

Hecking bamboozle

Happy lobster day

ALPHA DAD

Add a beard and a belly

I would help but ...

Yurop's on fire, yo

There was a cat on my car roof this morning

no homo

Cows see miniature cow

Decepticons are real

I requested a Nicolas Cage picture on the bedside of the hotel I’m staying at online in the special request section... They delivered!

Colombian Cops can arrest me

Bill Gates waiting in line for a burger like a normal citizen

British road trip plan lol

Celt flute. Might delete later