my real job application

Ouch!!!!

That question tho

Slightly altered

You might be thicc, but you’ll never be Dexters Mom thicc.

Drying your wets is crucial to the process.

Jack Black did it.

Who IS the right person?

Have a great summer

Anyone interested to open a business account with us?

oh no

My type of society

Please!!

Simpson’s classic

Wait for it. Wait for it.....

Big girls need love too...

It was only a kiss how did it end like this? It was only a kiss. IT WAS ONLY A KISS.

911 Calls

focking weebs

Begone ANIME

Could’ve fooled me

Casually flexing on your rival.

Parents being parents

One does not simply defeat a chonk

pls no

Golden Girls

I got busted taking a picture of this guys funny shirt

I've tried it before. Don't try it.

art

When earth needs a new defender

Up 2

uffff

Ryan Reynolds posted this review.

Found this in a fortune cookie

Everyone should have a gun if this happens to 'em

At my local creperie.

Friends > pills

Rainbros

Movies lie to me, too

The perfect cosplay doesn’t exis-

The trick is to stay young at heart.

110% focus

Ultra legend

Love me some Target.

wholesome

Static with a hint of lime

What’s your blood type?

My task management system

Yeah, I'd probably super like this guy

how the world will end

Young Germans

Ah. I see.

"Movies lied to me"

What about two elephants ?

Loosen up there Katy

Aggressive plants

   

No mom, I’m fine.

auction

We all know what happened

How to create a paranormal activity

I'm Still Upset Sharon

Priorities....

....and he was delicious

Took my son to a baseball game tonight. He comes back with a footlong hot dog and says to me "I got a big weiner" lol to be an 11 year old boy.

Cats at 4am:

So im not adopted?

Half the men are in trouble

Beep beep he’s coming your way

Meanwhile, in croissant land...

Quintessential Florida Man

FFS Samsung

Welcome back, Chris!

At least he’s using his money to help women

“Dude, stop controlling the car. It’s annoying.”

I couldn’t resist sharing

I'm a clumsy person with crappy spatial awareness

Nope. No more faceswap.

You guys got this shit all wrong

Found these two in the AP environmental science class at my high school

Y'all got to wait til 21?!

Eddie hall on a unicorn floatie

My 15 yr old son sent this to me. Him and his buddies got a good laugh!

Nah, it’s cool I can carry both.

Those pigeons are up to no good...

rondo duo

A.W.E.S.O.M-O

The not so perfectly timed photo

My cat kinda looks like a fuzzy stool top

Y'all can make this a format if you really want.

Sense Isn’t Made

Sometimes you just have to be real.

Face Swaps should be banned after this one

Hmmmmmm

Im a bad guy

Flex thé jaw

They can never be together...

If Moses came back today

GandalF why would you do that ;_;

"We buy it in our way back" and we never went back...