Poop gun
imagine being paid for shitposting
Small business are the best
Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator.
Bling bling...
Today I’m quitting my college restaurant job and this is how I’m doing it
Took me a moment to realise
Meow Mother ***ers
Dirty humans dirty
What else were we wrong about???
Silver linings
Relax, Computer
Would watch tbh
Walked into the bathroom at work and found this freakin gem. I kinda wanna take it.
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He’s inside you at this very moment!
Batman intensifies
Anyone looking to adopt a charming young boy?
hmm
"I don't care that you are full! There's kids out there that don't get to eat at all!"
The absolute worst way to recreate a family photo.
There’s only one Avatar and he’s not blue
Exit strategy!
100% me lol
wholesome anon
Tails: “I’m about to end this man’s career”
You need to think again
I'd like to see this as a movie
22 am I sexy
Ehh?!?
Killing it together
Never share your password :D
Let Jesus take the wheel...
I can’t stop laughing at this!
Each booth is an alternate reality.............
Look who I ran into today... aw f*ck it, it was Ryan Stiles and he is very, very nice.
So freaking accurate...
Leaked photo of NASA taking the Sun down for maintenance.
Hola hola hola
Re enactment
Bill bye the science guy
that’s yummy
Everybody does this, right?
Getting sipped
X - Dought
Yep, Can confirm that's a cow
The perfect crossover doesn't exi....
Nice review
Show Up For The Ice Cream And Leave With a Smile
These parents are fairly odd.....
Poor monkey
Kinda wholesome
wow cool belief, thanks for sharing
Cats are all the same no matter the size
Unfortunate place to stand
Only love
YEEAAAAHHHHHHH
Gotta love interns
Don’t look at me
"Nice graphics hated the storyline"
Shit
Most Canadian thing ever!
powerful
Fascinating...
UPS driver wouldn’t deliver to my friends house because of the “dogs with big ears.”
The best kind of Corndog
Und ja, but verrrrrrry tasty!
What would you do?
So am I a Disney princess now?
Our local grocer hired an artist to do the endcaps on each isle. So far, so good.
Just a baby gator chillin’ with the crocs on the back porch. He’s adopted.
Supra-genious
Boxes are being kidnapped
Where'd I leave my damn wings?
Good shit.
Tickle me elbow
I told Siri to set a reminder at 2PM for a massage appointment at Buckner Chiropractics
Dad, u da real savage
Pretty accurate way to describe humans
How many rest days?
Once pride month is over...
Who needs Saul Goodman?
Fat f*cks deserve love too
they be like it
Important life skills
Hate to walk in on you like this...
just as planned
I'll never learn
I captured this picture of my boyfriend because I need the internet to know that he dresses like an 80’s cocaine dealer.
adorbs
Got this mail today
absolutly understandable
It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!
July's schedule
What’s it like to be single & 30 you ask? Well, today I ate Doritos wrapped in deli meat.
Happy Canada Day
And here we see the rare Siberian Huskodile in its natural habitat.
Meow-tality!