Programmer Humor

Bahha

patrick tryna clap some cheeks

My wife cleaned our daughter's room and left this on her whiteboard - she was not happy, haha

Those damn digital STI’s

hmmm

Better act like them too

A little too late to tell me that now, huh

Still believed that a year into getting my drivers license

Ain’t no phone in my balogn

maybe

stacy anon

For When the Meth is Cold?

Yeah, Chris!

welp

one ring

My son doesn’t think he looks like me.

Utah knows what's up!

Sephora

   

lemme have uhhh..

Dealbreaker.

You can't unsee it

Built my 6 y/o her first rig, decided to use her favorite show to help guide her to the games she's currently into.

Curry is the word

What else to say?

Why are you riding the subway, Spider-Man?

are u ok bruh?

GIVE US WHAT WE WANT

Dabbing

A number game...

I was such an annoying brat

or just shake ur phone..

Don’t tell me what to do.

**welcomes newborn sibling to the family.**

crunchy grapes

Never too much

Ahh the public pool

Yes I speak very French

Attention Grabbing

This babysloth says hi

My husband always said he looks more like his dad when he was young, and not his mom. I finally got to prove him wrong.

You had one job firetruck.

cat = rescued

You sonuva***

asthma.

Found this post on my apartments web forum.

Suspect still at large.

She is right you know...

It's not your normal kind of light

Robot Jesus

hi on way

except more industrious

Happy National Video Game Day!

Always take advice from qualified health professionals

**CARPETED KITCHEN**

Viva La France!

Always cracks me up

fact

I can't get in

Don’t know why but wife and I couldn’t stop laughing...

the human condition SOLVED

take

shes a genius, her clients are idiots

Draw 2 cards, forever

Someone help him

jesus

Same goes with "Friends"

Dads are awesome

He Protec, He Attac

Kyle

Bow down

And the cosplay award goes to...

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

:crab: IT'S RAVE TIME :crab:

nerds

What a great decision

« Stoppit »

Imagine forgetting that your grandmas on the porch...

Spoiled or Worth!

I've been shopping for a recliner. I found the review of one where a customer uploaded a picture.

That’s my jam

We had 40 people over for a party this weekend and apparently no one snooped our medicine cabinet.

Who is stealing these advanced memes from the future

I shouldn't have laughed.

McDoggo

Let's settle the issue

Rejection sucks

Feelings of Inadequacy

That’s what she said...

The Buttmobile

An old one ;)

I'm saving these for the next time my kids say they're only going to eat one green bean

Crumbled

excellent

Happy birthday pothole !

The good ol’ days.

You beat the hell out of it.

*Bold, raw colour noises*

facts