My latest cartoon reject from The New Yorker

So basically, this is how a nuclear reactor works

Just so you know!

Took my daughter to the zoo and she wanted a picture with the "dancing turtles".

stranger ketchup!!!!

we need answers !

Anime girls love you too

Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Tongue noodling:

   

Summer time poetry

Forgot to install Counter-Strike

An interesting phenomenon

every. single. damn. time.

Yes really high as hell.

Now alibaba3317, don't let your AIDS cause an imbalance

The evidence keeps piling up

Wanderlust beware

Grandparent = wisdom/love/racist, no exceptions

Anon the poet

Moooooo

Tambo

P-p-please, let my family go

Every single mom in the world

First time around

Hmmm

cool bug facts

Welp

4th reich here we come

Thor, the lord of thunder

This complicates things

A lesson to all men

Anon explains a Simpsons joke

Of all the family pics to recreate,you chose this?

And they know Karate

<3 

tree don't care

Too many people worried about The Little Mermaid when there is obviously a demographic being left out. Reverse Mermaids.

In an alternate universe....

Technically this is a repost, just without the weed bro and Facebook captions.

Today I opened my 29 year old boyfriend’s fridge. This is consistently what his fridge looks like. I fear for males everywhere. We must help them, but can they be helped??

only 30$

McDonald's Resignation Letter

Burned by clothes

My Hobbies

Masterpiece one

Today I realized that in Shark Tale, the sushi restaurant was empty because that was cannibalism.

God please help me

Gamers are not to be trusted

Ohhhh.... TOM

Humans...

I grew a cucumber

Go go broken femur!

It's my only hope

Sad sad day

I LOVE MONEY

Choose a side

My neighbor is either oblivious or a genius.

Good times never seemed so good...

spread awareness boys

Classic BMO

Never thought about it from their perspective

Mother of advertisements

Clever Co-worker likes to add to the CEO's "inspirational" quote of the day

F u Anakin

$ ka-ching $

just the northern weebs

I will never, in a million years, ever be tired of seeing this picture.

this would save the movie

blessed milk

Peak evolution

Bomb nature with nature

Solid gold content.

And at this point, I'm afraid to ask

Let them eat bread

Anon's grandma

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'07 was a good year

Why are those peas upside down???

Hello traffic warden. I want to play a game.

I still have yet to beat it on the Gucci smart toilet

Homer,the smart guy

I found this in the reviews of my local blood donation center

The honorable member

Found this on YouTube. I hope it would be helpful.

The AI is getting more powerful

He is to partake in the nectar of the gods

Sadly not a prequel meme

sounds like a really nice guy

My friend getting the Jason Momoa treatment from an even bigger star.

Mom pls

Best dad goes to:

We just assume their voices

WOMEN - The cause of disasters

Word placement matters

No not Waldo

Why not lol

I finally found her <3

Chadon lectures lonely robot about priorities

Deformed dog or...