I think that's because it's a House phone..

"please assist me adoptive life forms"

Taco Bell playgrounds

Searle-y not

Hold on

You are not wort--

This is real.. Absolutely.

What a grind

Just a little pick me up for this fine night

wash

Sound the horn of ｃｏｐｉｎｇ

we will prevail

Watashi wa Doggu desu

run

Men giving men relationship advice

Now that's a tip

Apologetic

And that’s a fact.

anon doesn't know what wholesome is

Take care of yourself, bro...

An amazing new kind of zipper

This man's chest tattoo

THIS IS REAL

Jumping on the bandwagon

Well done Twix?

Never ever wear flesh colored leggings!!

john wick

They sent a tall reporter to interview the Bagel Boss Freakout guy.

yeah why?

***ING KYLES

How he told me about date night

DAMNNN

I couldn't get a cherry icee yesterday so I hope this makes up for it

First Day on the Job vs 1 Year on the Job.

His face tho

Good job. Thank you!

Dear Disney, this is all I want in the new Mulan Movie.

Goofy and Pluto are both dogs

Hopefully they don't get separated...

The Legend has done it again

Chocolate lives matter!

Mother and newborn calf

oh sh*t

Animals with Misleading Names

You are all invited !

Must have seen Airplane! 100 times and never noticed the background at the Mayo Clinic.

OK:::

This cutting board

Ha ha what a good joke fellow citizen

orgy

No additional caption necessary

Genius at work

Any parent interested?

Johnny Bravo still relevant today

The joys of network cabling.

Was trying to figure out who this guy reminded me of, and then it hit me

My aunt has a great sense of humor

When your meme game is weak

Roasted Pig

Turns stone to people

yes

You'll get em next time, buddy...

Found an Infinity Stone at work today

Sorry millennials looks like they're moving the goods.

They might stop us all

Quite a name

Bert + Ernie

A card I found a few years ago still makes me laugh

It's gonna be an interesting week

desert.

thicc alien

Just wanting to make sure

Internet fans: Oh look, it’s starting!

Hop in.

Reverse streaking

Old School selfie!

nice

Giant Beach Ball, A Review

they played us like a damn fiddle!!!!!!!!

Oklahoma giving Florida a run for their money.

Aways take a silver knife with you. Just in case

Very niche tattoo shop

Some-fin ain’t right about this one.

y we need all of us

kid at heart

I mean technically she's not wrong

Russians never do things halfway

Yeah *** Boris

Evolution was rough

Yeah it is just the amount of people that think this is a good idea

storm the gate.mp3

I would..

Upgrade

I like milk

Never gon give you up

Simba's expression sheet 1994 vs 2019

Ye olde stunt man

TO INFINITY AND BEYONDDDDD!!!!!!~

Thank God, she's ok

turn right in 100 feet