My gf's dad got his first iPhone. This is him trying to message her using speak-to-text

Been through the desert on a horse with no name...

Ways to ask for money

I made some stickers

This is our time!

***ing unit

i should not have said that

No Playtime more..

Ahh my Native.. they got you too?

Don’t know if it’s been posted yet

Ah good old Army food...

Science was wrong

What's that in USD?

Working dogs

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Gotta stay socially contentious

Gotta switch things up every now and then

Internet in 2010

It works upside down too.

Woopsy!!!

Felt cute, might sting you for no reason later

Lonely boi

There's a boot in my snake!!

a few Rocks

This meme will get 69 upvotes.

seconds before disaster

Farming

Aang just discovered love.

Yea you houseplant!

How's that possible ?!!?

Old Rivals

Gotta have headroom

Good armour placement

Whenever my wife asks me anything color related

Skull and CrossFit

Again, a matter of perspective...

Its not hard to understand, right?

didly

Fear the power she possesses

T.Hanks

Ain't no rest for the memes

Make a bowl of cereal and call it a night

Steal Your Girl

I don’t know who you are, or where you are going, but I do know I have a unique set of skills.....

Science rules

     

defuse the situation

Gimme dem milkers

Lincoln logged

Accurate

Just wait faster

wholesome

I think i found it, no only some two women dancing

Fuᴄking furries...

I posted late for the Europeans

Now you'll know pain

You know I keep that thang on me

Anon gets put in place

Oh Cristopher

Four

Let them burn

Of course a squid would like that

They wanted to trap its soul or something

African or European?

Maybe a little too calming

Harry finally got a job

My local Costco is living dangerously, man.

Sneaky Banana

ZSL London Zoo gets it!

I will never look at eggs the same....

You have my attention...

Human Sundial

Would you eat this

Nice

my wife has low iron and is always cold but i honestly believe i married a ninja

Great sign for a vaccum shop.

Meouch

Baby Krampus

McDonalds new Demonic Sundae

Even the cat got enough of this heat

Nope, but thanks.

No more free licks ***s

Holy milk

They're also very versatile. You can add so much stuff to them.

"Are you done getting your freaking internet points Karen?"

I'll get to it then.

Not sure if they did this on purpose or not...

Newton's Cradle swingsets, get them at Costco for a limited time only!

Be more open

Don't forget to Ｈ Ｙ Ｄ Ｒ Ａ Ｔ Ｅ

It’s all about perspective I guess...

So that's the purpose of this pocket

Flexing on all y'all: priceless

Hey, can I take your picture? Uh, I guess so.

This Taiwanese teacher probably shouldn't have labeled each kid's plant with their pictures.

Pfft because I'm totally not keeping the car.

My friend’s parents did him dirty

Green vehicle parking only

Deer sun

now featured in disneyland TM