Why I'll never get a pet

Proterkt the environment.

I'd rather lose my arm than do 2 trips

Perspective, brought to you by Malcolm on the Middle.

There's a conspiracy here somewhere

I bleed Soviet Union

I gotta remember this. I feel like I'm a part time exterminator with my daughters

Every drive with my wife...

This. Will. Happen

I hope the vasectomy wasn’t botched.

It's the truth!

BBQ is served

How much???

Dewit

Really.. Why tho

Bob I finally did it!

My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera

I will know your secrets

"just don't post it on the internet"

I hope you see this, Ben

[Motivational] The things you can learn in 6 years.

Don't worry lil' buddy we'll find the perfect video

R) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Köttbullar

Saw this on Valentine's Day back in 2017 whilst I was on Palawan, Philippines.

I'd like to find out

*wheeze*

I hate sand.

A kittens baby teeth

Nice

From Ozzy Man Reviews

Spacing is important though.

When they pull a sneaky one on ya.

Job security for my man Jesus

Sorry buddy.

What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me?

It will be a struggle starting to breed them

Thanks for the heads up!

Next year is gonna be my year

Some weirdos about.

Go back to...wherever you're from!

The Mission has Changed, Jim.

One bag at a time

Discovered quite the artifact while working on my car

Whoever wrote this sign has a great sense of humor

Leaning tower of amazon

This didn't turn out how I expected

English is thoroughly tough

True Terror

God Fan Club

It's so bad I'm sad to say I laughed

Well, Paris has changed

Whenever I buy something from Old Spice, I always read the back.

High times

Snake cosplaying

Infinity cast

The kids not wrong

"You know what would be a really kick ass name?"

This is real 'quick sort'

Religion?

Squeak squeak

I'd watch a Mr Bean Hulk movie

Tinky winky time

I mean, he has a point

Thought this belonged here. Found on fb.

I don't think my mom understands the situation.

Oh to be free.

Timmy, you about got it

I’ve always wanted to be on TV!

Being discreet

Love the tan

The old days.

upper text

The ad-wars has officially started!

treason

Communism time.

Cat camouflage

Fe Fi Hoe Fum...

Irony man.

#metoo

666

It gets everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alpha

Life hack

if girls are real how come I never get any?

I'm thinking the answer is yes

Clamping is funny sometimes

Bagel Jesus

Honey badger don’t give a shit

Bltches better be hidden

pizzabox

Nck Fury

Car Piracy, it’s a crime.

Oh Adam and your science!

S rank gamer

That poor flour child

I combined the covers for Die Hard and Skyscraper and was not disappointed.

Lyrics taken literally

I cannot do this

and thats how you invade