As a Californian I can definitely tell you these are facts

get hon honed

Not funny hooman

milf

say sike right now

Pilgrims

Mixed signals

Keep hiding our pain

One minute rule

This box my package came in gave me a chuckle

This is had me cracking up all day

Chonk thor

... Skynet Beta Testing.

Worth a try ;)

Boss: "And you've seen a banana before?" Designer: "Absolutely, I had banana on the cob last night."

I wonder what Legendary tastes like...

Chipotle’s new slogan

I'm busy Saturday ... and Sunday ... and next week

Should I get this guy from my jalapeño harvest a tiny sweater? Because he’s a little chili.

Cone you move?

Nice

He’s a truck driver the other 364 days of the year.

These things happen :D

#DarthVaderDidNothingWrong

Too much filler and Botox

No Karen

Monkey wanted a selfie

Red Threat

Scissors are sharp be careful

Ever feel like you’re being watched?

Arizona “Ice T”

Fox News is never wrong.

American Pie

DESTRUCTION 100

The sign above this pub's urinal...

My friend got this Captcha!

Sea Toddle

Wind protection

yip

Bruh

My next unnecessary invention - the Tear-Rings.

Nice chain

"You should expect nothing less from your brother Sally"

An Underdog Story

Love the creativity of this family.

The kid is..... you know

Buy it!

Aren’t we all?

Profound

Well excuuuse me

The last flight they take

This week in HL Achievements Volume 4: 11-17 August 2019

get rekt

oopss...

Didn't expect WWIII to break out in this particular way

and ur kid stays adorable

Who’s takin my money

A reptile Dysfunction

So unbelievably accurate

So true ?

SUDDENLY COMMUNSIM

“It didn’t end well for the fake cop”

¯ \ _ _ / ¯

the world’s greatest neurosurgeons in one pic

Health Pub

cat owners will relate.

You know das true...

I am very confident she will find other means of sharing her assets for money without it being a 9 to 5 job.

don't mess with ¡jeb!

Cat School

History occurs twice

The future is now fatass

Poor Stuart little

Good times.

cigarettes

I really hope this isn't a new trend.

How to time travel

No pets

Bengalen famine

Yes I punch

If you can read this sign... it's still too late.

I take costume parties very seriously

Totally oc

Don't talk to me unless you have real power

was

home

My lock looks like Private from Madagascar.

GOOD DAYYYYYYYYY!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!!!

Return to 1989

I’m screaming

do gods work

Best sleep ever

That fridge best stay where it is

How did you get in there???

Found this gem in Bratislava

So this is motherhood?

We is out of HAM

is it sad that this is true

i can just hear him screaming at the top of his lungs

My ROKU is really old