The short story of Frida Goman

Birds' Key Performance Indicators

Didn’t have to say it like that

Reverse Uno on Feminism

Jesus > Google

Every Thanksgiving we play drunk pictionary at my grandma's house with teams being boys vs girls. So to lift my grandma's spirits while she's sick, I drew a picture of the boys team.

were ***ed

Ironically I hated this song

Operation CASH FLOW is a go!

Why you shouldn't wait until retirement to travel

yall know whom'st've this is dedicated to

STAHP

No blame us!

Shannon Sharpe

2 very different approaches

Arby’s anyone?

charming guy vs smart girl

Gorillas always look like they’re about to meet their daughters new boyfriend

In loving memory of Butter.

Guess who's gonna be his buddy?

Bae Wolf

I believe I just witnessed Thomas The Tank Engine being kidnapped by Optimus Prime.

Glad i ain’t the only one

The oldest ever.

Anime lovers

help

I feel like a rockstar!!

Upcoming remake Dumb & Dumber

I mean it’s not an iPad but still counts

YEET

Wimbledon Tennismatch

I need to quit applying to jobs on Craigslist

cursed

Two lonely souls not destined to meet

Uncanny guessing ability!

prove me wrong!

And then there was anime

Idk if that's true

vonbaronposting

Light armor

this is the stuff we have to worry about in my town

Too much asgardian brew

Not angry, just disappointed.

Magnificent, aren't they

Thx dad

ha ha woah!

shoot

Who wants ice cream??

The backstory we've all.been waiting for but don't deserve

Well played, Chicago DOT

Dick Wolf

Is funny because cat

I'm 54 but I always set the temp in my car this way because inside I'm 12.

My boyfriend and my cat have a special bond.... I feel like the third wheel.

Give. Me. PEESHA!

It's all coming together.

Cannot posses

But what is it??

You win this round hotel.

Truly a good idea

"you're the best gf ever"

People who say the word 'folks'

Don't ruin this!

just making sure I’m not the only one

I don't know, seems kinda gay to me

90s potty time was on another level.

If only there was something better

Best evening ever!

Architect: Are you 100% sure you want it there? Mastermind: Yes... why?

She’s having twins

Now that's how you do it.

   

RESPOND

My apologies in advance

*** WEEBS

future

I'll study on my bed so I can rest my back.

Sharks: The Depths.

My 12 year old daughter’s doodle

You Are a Liar

Smoooth

Makes sense to me..

Meow meow mother***er

The most chillin acorn ever

Gas Station in my town knows what's up

Let’s try this at least 3 more times.

That's how planes are born

Thank you Vietnamese spokesman Mr Lorax. Save the Amazon. F*ck PETA

Basically done!

So true :D

Found carved into a desk where I taught some classes this summer

I miss the crab raid

Doggy likes a good BBQ

Sup

Just missing a monster energy logo

Squat day

The best Light Armor

Spiderpool

Derp Hard 2.

The “I would do anything for my son”