Language of the gods

taking off a condom be like

Are you trying to sign in on a different computer?

Hydrohomies?

How To Pose Like This.

Facebook greentext is a new genre

My 4 y/o made me breakfast in bed

Bert looks like he's questioning the relationship

Ahahah So Cute...

Terrible indeed

Goodmorning

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Between A and B, I’d say B is more likely.

f u body

My friend.shot his first hole in one today!

Be Brave

My little cousin

Truer words were never spoken. Preach, bruh.

2 little piggy

I don’t date married women

*Laughs in capitalist*

Hrmm I see now do I

Hello Hungry, I'm Dad

Shrek It Ralph

My friend’s daughter’s homework.

Wendy's getting triggered

No Karen, I don't!

Excuse me what

I’m glad I learned that

As a boy, I agree

Peak artistic talent

Think twice before buying a 12 foot tall beach ball

You never go back

Definitely the most annoying

It’s right y’know

Invisible spiders : my only weakness

Well, turns out he was right...

Oh hell

Garlic bread is so extra

Spreading traditions wherever they go

42 is my spirit animal

Borgar nom

Any Love for M*A*S*H?

Suislide taken to the next level

Mixed signals

Right in the feels

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9 months in the mother’s womb, 12 hours of labour, 100 nights without sleep and then he looks like his Dad!!

thanks for the ride

doggo :D

Secrets of the universe

forethought

Smartest gamer ever?

Cat head

*force air from nose that dislodges a crispy booger flinging it onto a girl's hair*

Tails

Unexpectedly...

90s gamer

Work socks

We gonna die today

His greatest enemy

Printers

Tf Samsung

What a saint

No need for the aggression

***ing boomers man

Who would’ve thought

Reminds me of my ex: cute but two-faced

Relatable

Ugly ***

Sorry for caring about your feelings

Oh, what a shame.

turns out not smoking kills too

It's too much effort to make a stonecutter

How many clown can you fit in there...

4K

Drinks?

Late again.

^-_-^

Chub chub needs a hug hug

Sign at my local cofee place

Sauce is 191836 but it's not that good

There's a lot of things I'd be willing to do for $50 an hour

brush your teeth children :D

King

Anubis wears Adidas, apparently

here is the sauce b0ss

Be like literally total scared

Anon makes a fair assumption

cube up

Wakey Wakey

Man what did he do to her

Fight for your rights

When someone tickles your neck...

Every frikken time

Tested and true...

Oh Japan. You crazy crazy fools.

A kind soul, helping out a teacher in her time of need.

Now i want a pitbull, just to get her THIS !

Who the fuᴄk still plays fifa?