I am new here! But probably not
108,602 Gold Club
It couldn't catch you if you ran.
Any time a child tries to guess my age...
Wheres the owner? I need a word
You doctor yet?
3 of them even have the same beard
Ninja is retarded
'We found the leak.'
Smells like updog in here...
That's when you start running
Your turn, Weinstein.
The fate of the conspiracy theorist.
I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.
This is the ultimate UNO reverse card.
A man has fallen into the... wait...
She has no idea of what just slapped her in the face
Experienced jailbird gives sheriff's department 5 star review on Google with his full name and photo included.
Essential Oil vs Corona Virus
God is dead
George Washington gathering supplies for his planned crossing of the Delaware River
Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?
His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything
Can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking
Thank you for your service!
This dog looks like he's vegan
Karen incomi- nevermind
With a little bit of help from my frens
My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright
I don't know why I find it hilarious
hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay
Hand it over!
Who needs sleep anyway
Message from above
I am this lucky
Don't mind if I do
That's what you get for helping people
Dad joke alert.
Manufacturing and shipping
Praise the Dark Lord.
This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.
I'd better not buy this.
Never cross the Clintons
Gordan Ramsay Approved
A light beer!
Well that went... terribly.
Why T-rex is extinct…
It's true, though
His mom is a nice lady
Just say no.......
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia
inb4 he suicides
I’ll bite them back
Big PP energy
My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card
We don't deserve demons
Look it’s me
Brutally honest advertising
It had to be done...
At least it's not a dog
The training has begun
Hurry while the body's still warm
The battle of a lifetime
Why didn’t I think of this sign?
They just never show the other side.
work of art
*speedometer slowly increases*
Ah yes, all the cone types.
how much ink to make this monster?
"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition
I can feel the music
He was one of us all along
No laws, no masters
It's probably going to happen
My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.
It's so loud
Obey traffic signs