*Silence intensifies*

Who’s gonna carry the boats?

Deadly weapon alert

Children are the future

Instagram Filter IRL

Soothing indeed

It couldn't catch you if you ran.

Any time a child tries to guess my age...

Wheres the owner? I need a word

I...uh...

You doctor yet?

3 of them even have the same beard

Ninja is retarded

'We found the leak.'

Smells like updog in here...

That's when you start running

Your turn, Weinstein.

The fate of the conspiracy theorist.

I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.

This is the ultimate UNO reverse card.

We had

A man has fallen into the... wait...

She has no idea of what just slapped her in the face

Plants

Experienced jailbird gives sheriff's department 5 star review on Google with his full name and photo included.

Essential Oil vs Corona Virus

God is dead

George Washington gathering supplies for his planned crossing of the Delaware River

Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?

His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything

Can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking

Thank you for your service!

This dog looks like he's vegan

Karen incomi- nevermind

With a little bit of help from my frens

Based Germans?

My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright

I don't know why I find it hilarious

Common mistake

hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay

Kinky Sword

Mad Granny!!

Hand it over!

Who needs sleep anyway

Message from above

Skipidipapapap

I am this lucky

Don't mind if I do

That's what you get for helping people

Dad joke alert.

Manufacturing and shipping

Praise the Dark Lord.

Yep.......that maybe

This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.

Saustrich

30-day trial

I'd better not buy this.

Never cross the Clintons

Gordan Ramsay Approved

A light beer!

It's poetry

Well that went... terribly.

Sacred

Why T-rex is extinct…

It's true, though

His mom is a nice lady

Just say no.......

Multifunctional hub.

This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia

inb4 he suicides

I’ll bite them back

Big PP energy

Butt hat.

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

Window seat

Dr cokehead

We don't deserve demons

Look it’s me

WOWEE

Brutally honest advertising

It had to be done...

At least it's not a dog

The training has begun

F&F

Hurry while the body's still warm

The battle of a lifetime

stein

Why didn’t I think of this sign?

They just never show the other side.

Masterpiece one.

Works everytime

work of art

*speedometer slowly increases*

Ah yes, all the cone types.

how much ink to make this monster?

Fools

"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition

I can feel the music

He was one of us all along

No laws, no masters