Anyone who has read a Stephen King novel will understand

Who's a twisted little firestarter?

Thank you very much.

Friend’s husband played a prank on her..

Happy birthday Mr Anderson

Why do i do this

wow so ***ing funny

Crap...

Science vs astrology

Poor fella.

WinZip License Included

We meet again

***s

Vlad to meet you

The truth about relationships ...

Honk, honk

Don’t you ever turn your back on boiling milk.

Someone's dad put this here.

Cat is to jump...

Animals are terrified of unnatural human magic

They had us at first half, not gonna live

Rowers be like: "stroke stroke stroke"

Kill you all! Try to stop me! Drive you crazy then kill you all.

Street art found in Edinburgh

ohai

Pooh!

Duolinguo

That's ***ed up bruh

Vacuuming

She just wants a quiet life

Indisputable proof! This is beyond science

Can anyone translate?

How dude?

@DioPepe

Last thing you see before death

Damnit! I would have taken care of it for him.

Such bravery, he would go on to kill hitler

Gonna train my kids like this

Stay woke Kids

North Korean gold farmers don't fail me now

Rubbed the wrong way

Leaving empty handed

The same?

The name is Pond.

twirp

Record timing

Good ol' Mike Tyson

You better go and get that Cyan or else

We never change...

Let the quiet consume

he cant hear us

dead serious

no, no

Mood swings

Should it move?

Checkmate

template the hell outta this

Apple getting ready to press the button which ***s up every iPhone 7 and below next week.

He always does this

Here to save us all

fact

My dog almost gave me a heart attack today, I thought she attacked our other dog outside and had blood all over her face. Then I saw a seed and realized she got into the tomatoes.

Why it’s called a “cell” phone

All seem legit

thought i’d share this gem.

Uncle David was right I guess

A thoughtfully insulting shirt.

To all Tot Moms and Dads...

This car I saw in a parking lot today.

icebreaker

Because you know it's true

Friendly Hello

The real issues:

Permanently

What is wrong with this picture

Canada vs Hurricane

the minute they see a squirrel you know he's ded as fuk

chump

Celebrating 30 days of sobriety by shaving a kiwi. Enjoy.

So close but so far

Thing of beauty, this.

Classy cat

We all know who's the superior gamer specimen

In the morning I look like a hobbit with lupus.

I'M A CAT??

The best feeling!

Poetry at it's finest.

Just like the mw3 lobby’s

Every Villain is Lemons

Time flies

Morty you ***ing ***!

From Facespace

Paying cash.

Gotta catch’em all!

Ladder issues

Banjo anyone ?

Waiting.

They take care of your special needs

This party knows how to live the crazy life

This hotel room knows me so well.