Could be venomous. Must... pet... it... without... protection!

Too cold

Zodiac signs are the funniest

Allergies = $1600

I just wanted to show off my new phone

Bird Watching

Who's a wood boy

Live footage from Area 51

It's a one-lifetime exerience, you can just meet random people in random costumes! Why you would miss that?

Anon in the bathroom

understandable

Seen at a local fest. For apples.

Review of Chernobyl. Rip Ukrainians

Scary pumpkin for Halloween

Storm it already

Just like Halloween...

Incoming dad joke:

Fightin for us.

Building an IKEA cabinet

Gettin wasted tonight

Now this is what I like to see.

*blows screen*

oh no, not Florida Man

Just a little fact for y'all out there

If only we had this version of Winnie the Pooh

An angry fish

That’s a nice post.

Wait that’s illegal...

Remember this, if you start an online revolution.

Errr... Thanks?

Come on do something

its happening

Are we doing this or not?

This is why I am here

don't let your protein escape

i am so excited

I Slov Ed

That's what the cloning facility is for

*millions

Chris Hemsworth in Global Climate strike

AAAAAA I HATE LOSING SIMON SAYS

Gordon posting

yes please

Are you prepared for the invasion?

remember to ask for consent first

Cat uses surveillance cameras to hunt a rat

my life when not all of my posts reach front

I want to talk to the manager

Except scratch 90 and change it to 100.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

Home Decor Inspo

Donut do drugs kids

Just got here. Where you guys at?

Our strongest soldier

They knew this would happen when they named it

Steve says .

It really do be that way

this is my favourite joke, possibly of all time

Hope he still did the Naruto run

A new me

I swear to god, all this chat ever does is find the one person with the lowest IQ and copy paste wh

We are all watching

free will, they dont have

This sign from StormArea51 livestream

Meanwhile in Canadaland.....

Well lads, today’s the day.

When my girlfriend says she's too tired and rolls over.

Got to love the Welsh

'In Living Color' was a goldmine in the early 1990s.

Favorite place to sleep

The face of a legend.

B O N D U L A N C E

w00ps

pipebombs to kill british civilans, i must make

retro shrek

Such a brave dog

kowai

The heart of the issue

Worse when something triggers Internet Explorer to awake

Probably old, but Inigo's Guide to Networking Success

RIP Dave

sometimes you just gotta know and it's real important

No one has to get hurt.

Stop cutting in line people!

I'm going..

51

usually only get out of bed at night, tbh

she is sooo hot tho, man you would be jealous

why do we live

Garfield

oh, you're approaching me?

"Millennial humour isn't weird"

Not mine but sooo awesome. Good luck tomorrow you crazy mofos

mornin'

Congratulations on that

just burn the amazon and throw more plastic into the ocean so both sides win

They’ll find you

Just leaving this here..... enjoy angels

once the void consumes you, you can never leave

My girlfriend turned 30, so.....