Sorry, not a trumpet

I did not win the company pumpkin carving contest.

Those Welsh people

Revenge is a dish best served grilled.

Mmm Processed Flap Meat Jacks

Mess with the gord, you get the sword

Coffee gives you powers

Had to sit through data meetings today and this was all that I could think about

He’s being too nice

The Captain speaks the truth

What's the worse that could happen

A bad time

Not my culture

Sometimes you got to just squash it.

story in the comments

Don't buy fake

I mean, they're not wrong

title

Someone had to know

sometimes Germans invent the wurst things

Five years.

Sometimes I do things that only confirm: I am an idiot.

sad dooting

The 5 stages of software development.

The beautiful hair.

Best iPhone case I’ve seen yet

an hero

My Professor canceled class to launch a suprise attack

Dr. Kirby

the SouthEast U.S.

*Siri stops playing*

title

Hard day

epic gamer move

stampedophile

Body shaming has always been a thing.

Look-alikes in nature.

The best job application

The only way Florida man solves things

Fake Pizza Hotline

Say watt?

Look at all that brain.

N is for Noob

We finally have the full story

The most creative creative Green Lantern cosplay ever

I bet he won't be smiling if he is dead by a heroin overdose

When a 50+ yr old man takes a selfie way too close

* angry woman noises *

Mesnwhile in AUS

Pushover Pegasus.

9 years ago our 6 year old Son decided to help us move by packing boxes in the kitchen... every time I hear the word container I think of this moment...

Damn it YouTube

Roses are red, babies are born;

Hand Karate

Oh, Should I?

Well that's a Hairy Potter.

What a journey

This is really funny and amazing at the same time, ngl

You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby

Doc, I’ve got a problem.

Not even safe at the ice cream shop

The HDMI generation won't get it. EG.

honk honk

An escape from a stable relationship...

What a snack

A doot-tastic hero

Nothing to sea here

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

A dangerous game we play

Majority rules

Just a few Goodmen.

Just casually smoking and drinking at Wonder Bar in Amsterdam tonight and I look to my right and see this cat chilling at the bar waiting for a drink.

Heartwarming picture of a grandson taking his grandparent out for a stroll.

My girlfriends niece went to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time...

Yawn, interrupted

thats a spooky laugh

Well this must have looked funny!

The smell of a grill.

This amazing advertisement from a local dentistry.

happy birthday

October's schedule

Most judgemental creature ever

Traditional October 1st Post

How not to stop an argument

Budweiser Presents: "Real Men of Genius" ...today we salute you, Mr. Brilliant Leggings Inventor

I’m sure he’ll be right back

My dog weirded out by another dog at the park

Tinder is full of bots!

And you can forget using Papyrus!

My dad's new puppy is not allowed off the lead yet. Today she forgot about that.

ayy

My friend sent me this pic i thought it was funny

Can't spell 'Love' without 'Oven'

My girlfriend saw this at her university’s health center

Researchers claim

We live in a neighborhood

Above: first date. Below: after 15 years of marriage.

I have a dream.

Heh, thincc again

When people ask me how I can go 20 m/s in my gaming chair