Somebody stop him.

T E X T

Please this is what I'm doing for living....

It is year 1986. Maradona is wearing "no drugs" shirt. Platini is wearing "no corruption". Time flies.

saw that in my backyard yesterday

This company's logo is the square root of anal!

Bad design?

On site review

I see this as an absolute win.

"We can't expect God to do all the work"

Oh yea u like dat bb

greatness come with sacrifice

nice duck

'Tis what she proclaimed

normie ass doctors

the new bubonic plague

guilty as charged

"easily portable"

Booneposting

keep going

it is treason then

Distract him rightly!

My new favorite artist

I stole this but it’s true

Skrek is love; shrek is life

Good thing I realised in time...

Homemade mouse trap.

Stop the Violence!

Boobly

I've rejected my manity JoJo!

Saw in friend's powder room. I laughed.

use the force to quickscope

beat time

Question: What kind of bear is best?

That is indeed an incredible find.

How he was meant to be portrayed

Gobblin should have just adked 6ix9ine

For fun I make fake products, meet the newest fall beauty trend - Bang Brows.

I shouldn't have said that

saw this on an old discord server of mine, thought it was funny

I literally found this poster at my school

Adjusted for inflation as of October, 6, 2019

Guess them Commies are more progressive than we thought

Questions one ponders at 3am...

literally me

Bad daddy

*** be lookin Oprah rich

truely ahead of his time

What you guys think?

He's doing what he must.

Joseph was not convinced.

Comedy genius

yeet

So what happens if you find someone else with the same car and bumper sticker?

doot doot

Thank you for the Xbox Chad! You're the best boyfriend my wife could ever have!

Comrade sun

Saw a real-life joke this morning

Shipception

What kind of monster?!

Snow White must have been like

The greatest minivan upgrade of all time.

It's true, i was there.

"Right behind you" (OC)

Ah-mazing!

We seem to have technical issues

You’re too kind

It is the spooky season

The real treasure is the friends you make on the way

cursed

Bow chica wow wow

Sorry,not sorry

abyssal treasures

How to make friends 101:

which one is it?

Trick or Threat

Not much, what about you?

To new beginnings

Steal my 7 year old linens!

Yes yes there is.

Yes boss, we seized 48 no wait 47 kilos

When the thing is too obvious..

Never judge a relationship by the first sight.

Mood lifting

This is the best!

Wrong Apartment

I am a towel

Adios amigos

*dooting intensifies*

This guy is playing for both teams and sitting on the bench

Stress level 99%

But he should at least get 7/3 points

Starter Homes 2019

Training for the laser.

We live in a society

Loln’t

Checkmate royalists!

That "I feel I've forgotten something" moment

You don't get it user, you NEED to watch 921 ads a minute

A little guitar ..!