Maybe he'd qualify for an income contingent payment plan

Atleast he didn’t have autism

Dont save a life

1 kilometre = 1.8 kilometers

This made me laugh way too hard so I thought I’d share.

What's your best line?

Ah yes

Why facebook always mad?

you got dat

can't relate

Wireless seatbelts

Oopsie

*points at cashier* I want you too

hold on what

Big oof

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Opening up the third eye

that username is not available

Keep an eye out guys.

Horsedogs

My GF put our Sphynx cat into a photoshop group on Facebook. Results did not disappoint

Coworker brought me a souvenir. I have a good feeling about this, I think we're going to be friends.

Imma just borrow this

Some guy saw a snake swallow its prey whole and thought "God I wish that were me"

You really want to stay out of trouble in this town

The knowledge enters your mind when you reach 6ft

JamesMaster69420

Sign Guy Needs a Raise

heaven.

Spooky dookie squad

Not the only one tho...

Every. single. one.

The perfect athlete for "water baseball".

When you hungry

aight Imma head out

We're all invited!

Anon pranks the internet

Halloween costume

this is a little scary

Sure thing buddy

Yep, it's boomer time

This is my buddy and my receipts from a restaurant in Puerto Rico. I love this island

Bring down the house

always loved jackin' it in the back of class

Nuni

Grandpa what was 2019 like?

munch munch munch

What is he talking about mine have cars in them

Not meaning to be blasphemous but this is very funny

Mountain meet Volcano

old Cap looks like Joe Biden

Australia: Don't worry guys, it's just a weather balloon

A rule my teacher made

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999.

Bomb 101

Dammit Crayola!

my depression is depressed

Risk free procedure, 100% success guaranteed

Release the clown

Can't we talk about our feelings for once?

Chris brown, the true gamer

Don't judge guys

Product design phases

oh no

At work, they take Screensavers very seriously.

He's the guy who died of ligma

This receipt my dad found

But what happened to the ***roach?

Thranduil, proud of his son's true aim.

How I feel posting memes that don't make it out of fresh

please do

FreeHongKong

Stop stalking me, Gmail

doodles in class

nice

lel

Ruler in a Cooler

First snow of the year and my cat really wanted to go outside... or so she thought.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYK

he didnt hit the table

And I’m not leaving the house again.

Delivery driver took my "package delivered" picture midway through tossing my package on the ground..

Spread the love guys

Make him stop! His eating my food! DO SOMETHING!!

I wish too...

Goodfella.

Looks like he’ll be hanging around.

When the community joins for a good cause.

I guess that pillow wasn’t machine washable

Much more realistic

This church in Carver MA

So anyways I started blasting

Found an incredibly heavy cat on the internet.

Even Mars needs a phone charger or a bag of ice.

I feel that.

Set up to fail

My neighbor's Halloween decoration

This sign outside a cabin my family is staying in.

Ahhh, parenthood:’)

You can tell who kept everyone else awake at night